when I went to the Gynecologist
Well at least we know you're a real woman!

That dude/dudette has real bad legs. You have to have drop-dead legs to be a supermodel. His/her eyebrows need work, too. His/her head is too big for his/her body, and reminds me of Mr. Mackie on South Park. Not hot. Next.
(I love catty Fridays at the Cave. Where's Michelle?)