This reminded me of the old Steve Martin joke:
I'm holding hostages. They're tied up to a flagpole and I'm going to blow them up at midnight unless my three demands are met:
I want a getaway car, one million dollars in cash, and the letter 'M' stricken from the alphabet.
You see, you always have to make one insane demand so if they catch you, you can plead insanity.
[chuckle] "getaway car"