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Offline compaqxp

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Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« on: October 10, 2011, 11:18:17 PM »
Got this link from a website I visit and was amazed at simply how bad these photos are. Photoshop can be useful, but these photos show an insane amount of incompetence when using it.

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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2011, 01:34:06 PM »
How cheesy can you get?  That's embarrassingly bad.  Dear Lord. 

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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2011, 01:40:53 PM »
I hit the link.  Guys, I really recommend going over for some laughs.  Too f 'in funny!   :lmao:  This kind of stuff is apparently all the rage over there.  The website is "Sad and Useless." 

Why are all the Russian dudes so weird looking? 

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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 01:56:05 PM »
Just say nyet to Photoshop.
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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 02:07:04 PM »
Did you see the babies in the cabbages???

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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 02:41:59 PM »
Did you see the people drowning in the wine glasses?  And what's the shoe fetish? 

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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2011, 02:44:07 PM »
Did you see the people drowning in the wine glasses?  And what's the shoe fetish? 

I was wondering about that myself.  I wonder if there is some cultural thing about the shoes. 
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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2011, 03:39:45 PM »
Some of the photos look like something edited by a bunch of high school besties.
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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2011, 03:50:17 PM »
That stuff is pretty lame, but hell, it's better than I can do. It's all I can do to copy and paste a pic into Paint and then draw some goofy arrows pointing out shit.  :rotf:
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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 10:14:24 AM »
Vodka and photoshop don't mix.
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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2011, 01:57:09 PM »
One of the commenters at the site loved the way that guy seems to be sending his wife to heaven already.   :lmao:

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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2011, 05:47:53 AM »
One of the commenters at the site loved the way that guy seems to be sending his wife to heaven already.   :lmao:

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Re: Russians, Cameras and Weddings oh my!
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2011, 06:04:30 PM »
Mercy!  What's with the fella doin' the poodle on the shoe in about photo #6? 

Overall, pretty funny site.