DU, thy name is double standard!!! 
Uh huh.
And omitting the famous people's mansions, think of the mansions even on lowly Skins's island.
You've got the kpete primitive's place, the CalPig primitive's place, the BeHereNow primitive's place, Atman's two places, the tularetom primitive's place, the sparkling husband dude's place, the 0bamaite FrenchieCat's place, the 0bamaite ProSense's place, the carpetbagging maternal ancestress of the Bostonian Drunkard's place, &c., &c., &c. Opulent Streisandian luxury, their places.
There's lots of primitives who live in pretty fancy places, compared with the more-humble abodes of decent and civilized people.