Author Topic: California Piggy sees a bumper sticker (Read 5321 times)

Freeper · « **on:** October 10, 2011, 06:51:12 PM »

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Oct-10-11 07:34 PM
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White, Straight, Republican, Male...How else can I piss you off today?

This was a bumpersticker on a large van, complete with oversize tires, in front of me today...

Above the sticker was a smaller one: An American flag. Written above it: Pro American. And below: Anti Obama

******* these people.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2093303

It must be a sad existence when a bumper sticker ruins your whole day.

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Firebrand Gary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Oct-10-11 07:41 PM
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8. On the contrary Mr White, Straight, Republican, Male

You are not pissing me off, I simply refuse to allow you to destroy everything this country was founded for and upon.

Sincerely,

White, Gay, Progressive, Male

Just what do you think this country was founded on?
You are the ones destroying the Republic that was set up in the Constitution and replacing it with a socialist nanny state.

FlippyDoo · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2011, 06:58:40 PM »

Sorry that bumper sticker bothered you so peg.

Here is one for you that may suit you better:

FreeBorn · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2011, 06:59:43 PM »

She forgot to include the large rubber set of balls hanging below the trailer hitch in her bouncy tale.

No bongs for you!

WinOne4TheGipper · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:14:22 PM »

Quote from: FreeBorn on October 10, 2011, 06:59:43 PM

She forgot to include the large rubber set of balls hanging below the trailer hitch in her bouncy tale.

No bongs for you!

I'm sorry, it's not a bouncy without a lame conversion story. Something like:

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After seeing the stickers, I pulled up beside him and forced him into the Whole Foods parking lot.

I asked him why he was so hateful to the oppressed minorities. With a lisp, he started reciting Rush Limpball's talking points. I shot everyone of them down. A look of realization swept over his face. As he tore off the bumper sticker, his eye caught on a nearby femme queer and they struck up a conversation. Now they're moving to Massachusetts and getting married next Thursday.

Ballygrl · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:18:47 PM »

Awesome bumper sticker!

Texacon · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:44:56 PM »

Sounds like it worked!

KC

Doubleplusungood · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:51:09 PM »

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Oct-10-11 07:34 PM
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White, Straight, Republican, Male...How else can I piss you off today?

This was a bumpersticker on a large van, complete with oversize tires, in front of me today...

Above the sticker was a smaller one: An American flag. Written above it: Pro American. And below: Anti Obama

******* these people.

You know what else that sticker should have read? "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

BEG · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:54:38 PM »

67 Rover · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:57:24 PM »

Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on October 10, 2011, 07:14:22 PM

I'm sorry, it's not a bouncy without a lame conversion story. Something like:

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After seeing the stickers, I pulled up beside him and forced him into the Whole Foods parking lot.

I asked him why he was so hateful to the oppressed minorities. With a lisp, he started reciting Rush Limpball's talking points. I shot everyone of them down. A look of realization swept over his face. As he tore off the bumper sticker, his eye caught on a nearby femme queer and they struck up a conversation. Now they're moving to Massachusetts and getting married next Thursday.

Let's not forget to add the adulation of an adoring and cheering crowd of bystanders that had gathered, as the Rupug slinked away mumbling incoherently.

franksolich · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Ballygrl on October 10, 2011, 07:18:47 PM

Awesome bumper sticker!

Would one rather look at a bumper-sticker (of any nature, with any message), or at the CalPig primitive?

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2011, 08:12:23 PM »

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Firebrand Gary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-10-11 07:41 PM
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You are not pissing me off, I simply refuse to allow you to destroy everything this country was founded for and upon.

Sincerely,

White, Gay, Progressive, Male

I wonder if the queer DUmmy Gary understands what this country was founded upon.

Until very recently, sexual perverts like DUmmy Gary were imprisoned for their sodomy.

In normal society, aggressively open queers like DUmmy Gary are still pariahs of the lowest sort, and legislation will never change that.

thundley4 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2011, 08:20:22 PM »

Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 10, 2011, 08:12:23 PM

I wonder if the queer DUmmy Gary understands what this country was founded upon.

Until very recently, sexual perverts like DUmmy Gary were imprisoned for their sodomy.

In normal society, aggressively open queers like DUmmy Gary are still pariahs of the lowest sort, and legislation will never change that.

In the societies that the DUmmies admire, queers are usually put to death in unpleasant ways.

shadeaux · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2011, 12:29:54 AM »

Quote from: Ballygrl on October 10, 2011, 07:18:47 PM

Awesome bumper sticker!

LOL ! My kid showed me that the other day. I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair !

Peggy, you're so fake. And you ain't cool either.

delilahmused · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2011, 01:04:49 AM »

God forbid anyone who don't think like you use their free speech rights, huh Peg?

Cindie

NHSparky · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:25:11 AM »

Then this one ought make her head explode:

And this will REALLY piss them off:

Finally, my particular favorite:

diesel driver · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:12:14 AM »

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CaliforniaPeggy Mon Oct-10-11 07:34 PM
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White, Straight, Republican, Male...How else can I piss you off today?

This was a bumpersticker on a large van, complete with oversize tires, in front of me today...

Above the sticker was a smaller one: An American flag. Written above it: Pro American. And below: Anti Obama

In the first place, people don't put LARGE TIRES on LARGE VANS, or small vans for that matter.

LARGE, DIESEL, PICKUPS: YES!

LARGE or small vans: NO!

Unless it was a LARGE PICKUP, WITH LARGE TIRES, and a bed cover, that in Peg's drug addled, over-abused mind looked like a LARGE VAN from behind, but then again, Peg probably looks like a HUMAN BEING from behind as well (from a distance).

Evil_Conservative · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:15:08 AM »

Quote from: 67 Rover on October 10, 2011, 07:57:24 PM

Let's not forget to add the adulation of an adoring and cheering crowd of bystanders that had gathered, as the Rupug slinked away mumbling incoherently.

And a cop who jumped out of a near by bush.

Karin · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2011, 07:43:14 AM »

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******* these people.

Really? Eternal damnation for being white, straight, Republican, and male? How loving, caring, and tolerant. I say God Bless em, and I'm glad a bumper sticker upset you and ruined your day. Lord knows, they're numbered.

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HipChick (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-10-11 08:02 PM
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32. I was run off the road by a Pro-Christian.Pro-Palin .Pro-McCain. Pro-Country First
The sticker was from 2008...

He tried to cut me off at a light, I hit my horn at him, he yelled some nasty words..

I asked him if he was still mad that The Crypt Keeper and Cruella had lost.. I gunned it from the light, and he came flying down after me,played chicken and tried to run me into the next lane..too bad I'm a socialist Kenyan-loving Communist and put the pedal to the medal...what a loser - a ZZ top looking guy picking on a woman driving alone...

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-11-11 12:27 AM
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50. Unless someone un-reccs this, my post is on the Greatest Page...

Evil_Conservative · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:24:22 PM »

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too bad I'm a socialist Kenyan-loving Communist and put the pedal to the medal...what a loser - a ZZ top looking guy picking on a woman driving alone...

Can you put the pedal to the "medal" in a Prius?

Rebel · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:52:44 PM »

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Mon Oct-10-11 07:34 PM

White, Straight, Republican, Male...How else can I piss you off today?

This was a bumpersticker on a large van, complete with oversize tires, in front of me today...

Above the sticker was a smaller one: An American flag. Written above it: Pro American. And below: Anti Obama

******* these people. ---> <---

Gina · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:55:08 PM »

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White, Straight, Republican, Male...How else can I piss you off today?

This was a bumpersticker on a large van, complete with oversize tires, in front of me today...

Above the sticker was a smaller one: An American flag. Written above it: Pro American. And below: Anti Obama

LOVE IT!

It makes MY DAY when a liberal feels defeated.

Gina · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2011, 02:57:52 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 11, 2011, 02:24:22 PM

Can you put the pedal to the "medal" in a Prius?

I was fixin' to post that

Erasmus · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:15:40 PM »

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White, Straight, Republican, Male...How else can I piss you off today?

Sweet. I want one.

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This was a bumpersticker on a large van, complete with oversize tires, in front of me today...

So what?

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Above the sticker was a smaller one: An American flag. Written above it: Pro American. And below: Anti Obama

I like it.

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******* these people.

So the bumper sticker worked, lol. Sweet, now I REALLY want one!

USA4ME · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:26:58 PM »

Funny thread. The primitives are talking it up tough, using the normal false stereotypes to try and pigeonhole the driver, acting all though like if they confronted him he'd back down.

Of course, when they had their Hate Bush bumperstickers, that was A-OK and to be applauded.

BTW, if someone is pro-American, they're automatically anti-Obama. And if someone is pro-Obama, they're automatically anti-American. If you primitives don't like it, shove it.

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FlaGator · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:29:12 PM »

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White, Gay, Progressive, Male

I have to ask again. What are they progressing to? Lemmings progressing to a cliff isn't my idea of progression or progress. I was reading a book by G. K. Chesterton this week and found the fascinating comment that is somewhat if a discussion of the DU mentality

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The case of the general talk of "progress" is, indeed, an extreme one. As enunciated today, "progress" is simply a comparative of which we have not settled the superlative. We meet every ideal of religion, patriotism, beauty, or brute pleasure with the alternative ideal of progress--that is to say, we meet every proposal of getting something that we know about, with an alternative proposal of getting a great deal more of nobody knows what. Progress, properly understood, has, indeed, a most dignified and legitimate meaning. But as used in opposition to precise moral ideals, it is ludicrous. So far from it being the truth that the ideal of progress is to be set against that of ethical or religious finality, the reverse is the truth. Nobody has any business to use the word "progress" unless he has a definite creed and a cast-iron code of morals. Nobody can be progressive without being doctrinal; I might almost say that nobody can be progressive without being infallible--at any rate, without believing in some infallibility. For progress by its very name indicates a direction; and the moment we are in the least doubtful about the direction, we become in the same degree doubtful about the progress. Never perhaps since the beginning of the world has there been an age that had less right to use the word "progress" than we. In the Catholic twelfth century, in the philosophic eighteenth century, the direction may have been a good or a bad one, men may have differed more or less about how far they went, and in what direction, but about the direction they did in the main agree, and consequently they had the genuine sensation of progress. But it is precisely about the direction that we disagree. Whether the future excellence lies in more law or less law, in more liberty or less liberty; whether property will be finally concentrated or finally cut up; whether sexual passion will reach its sanest in an almost virgin intellectualism or in a full animal freedom; whether we should love everybody with Tolstoy, or spare nobody with Nietzsche;--these are the things about which we are actually fighting most.

http://www.readbookonline.net/read/20560/57601/

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Author Topic: California Piggy sees a bumper sticker (Read 5321 times)