I am considering the same strategy I employed last year. The current top DUmmy has a solid lead with the average voter. I plan on boycotting the old cow, or at least dropping her down intentionally to give my preferred #2 dipshit a better chance of staying in second place and not getting beaten out by a lesser DUmmy who didn't put in the same kind of effort. Happily embracing his own worthlessness combined with drug-induced brain damage and the liberal's natural inclination to have absolutely no work ethic will beat inbred stupidity any day of the week. kentuck needs to step up his game if he expects to finish any better than fourth.
Stinky isn't even in the top five this year.
This is about the time of the year I have to start seriously handicapping the primitives.
Since I write the awards, I have to start garnering ideas about what the awards are going to say; they're not anything that can be created on the spur of the moment.
I think it's pretty obvious who the Top DUmmie of 2011 is going to be, despite that it's still a little more than six weeks away, before nominations start. Lest this disappoints other primitives who'd hoped to get that star billing, that's still time to do something spectacular, that would at the last minute swipe the crown away from the presumptive winner.
I dunno what "something spectacular" would be, though; perhaps a primitive trying to mail a letter-bomb to the executive headquarters of Skins's island, or somesuch.
For second spot--currently the hottest race for Top Primitivity--since mid-year it seems it's been between the Taverner primitive and the bluegrass primitive, "kentuck," although the grouchy old primitive Don and Omaha's Ed Norton are slowly moving up. Of the latter two, one of them's bound to grab either the third or fourth spot, at least.
The sparkling husband dude's been fading all year long, but still is up there. I figure the odds are pretty good he'll be in the Top Ten, maybe #08 or #09 or #10. Too bad for the sparkling husband dude, who's always wanted to be Top Primitive; he made it to second spot last year, but apparently he's fated never to become Top Dog.
He still has time to do "something spectacular" though, to wrest the crown away from the presumptive winner, such as sending his buddies Alphonse the Leg-Breaker and Louie the Mouth-Smasher and Izzy the Mortician to "visit" the executive offices of Skins's island.
(disclaimer: these are franksolich's personal estimations only; I just write the awards. Mr. Wiggum counts the votes.)