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Offline formerlurker

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Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« on: October 09, 2011, 06:07:50 PM »

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bluestateguy (1000+ posts)             Fri Oct-07-11 10:01 PM
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Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
   

 
I guess I could see that, given that the wedding day can be a busy day for everyone involved, and indeed the bride and groom.

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CaliforniaPeggy   (1000+ posts)             Sat Oct-08-11 01:56 AM
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8. Not true for us!   
   
We had plenty of sex that night, the next day......you get my drift...

We were ready.

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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 06:10:26 PM »
There aren't enough BS's out there to get you for that one!
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2011, 06:11:36 PM »
CalPeg, the imagery . . . .  :thatsright:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 06:21:58 PM »
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8. Not true for us!   
   
We had plenty of sex that night, the next day......you get my drift...
I don't see that as suggestive at all.

Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2011, 06:26:27 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2011, 06:21:58 PM
I don't see that as suggestive at all.

Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?

None!
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2011, 06:31:13 PM »
That wasn't what I expected.
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2011, 06:31:42 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2011, 06:21:58 PM
I don't see that as suggestive at all.

Just consider...if you were locked in a hotel room with the CalPig, how much would be "plenty"?

Consider too, would it be "Good n Plenty", like the licorice candy loved by Choo Choo Charlie?
 
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 06:35:30 PM »
We didn't, we were so exhausted from the day before and the rehearsal dinner and getting last minute things ready then getting up early on our wedding day and just going the whole day, we hit the hotel room and were out in like 5 minutes.

Maybe Peg did it a lot because she was from a time where people were virgins?
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 06:43:58 PM »
Eww Eww Eww....
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 07:19:32 PM »
Come to think about it...maybe the batteries were dead. :whistling:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 07:26:50 PM »
He still gets a BS for giving us that image
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 07:32:05 PM »
Do we know if Calpig is really a woman? It looks like something about of bosom buddies.
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2011, 07:32:41 PM »
I've consummated numerous wedding nights, one of them my own.
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2011, 07:47:20 PM »
Did she marry before or after her sex change?
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2011, 08:17:03 PM »
Quote from: jukin on October 09, 2011, 07:32:41 PM
I've consummated numerous wedding nights, one of them my own.

I was going to say the same thing.  :-)
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2011, 09:13:38 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on October 09, 2011, 06:07:50 PM



No need to thank me.  I continue to be a giver.   :-)




BS from me also... now where is the mind bleach??
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2011, 10:00:29 PM »
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8. Not true for us!

That just reminded me of the ending of a limerick, set in beautiful downtown Khartoum.

They spent all the night
In a terrible fight,
Over who would do what
And to whom.
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2011, 04:27:40 AM »
I simply can't understand how this would be of interest to anyone. Besides aren't they the ones always saying to keep out of their bedrooms?

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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2011, 06:07:43 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 09, 2011, 10:00:29 PM

That just reminded me of the ending of a limerick, set in beautiful downtown Khartoum.

They spent all the night
In a terrible fight,
Over who would do what
And to whom.
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2011, 06:26:33 AM »
DUmmie wedding sex: The day after the wedding, DUmmie male gets postcard from his new bride, "Having a wonderful time, glad you aren't here."
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2011, 06:43:33 AM »
We didn't have sex on our wedding night.  He actually left during the reception to go home and work on his motorcycle.  Our wedding was just a formality  :lmao:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2011, 07:12:36 AM »
<--- passed out :thatsright:
didnt get to use the jacuzzi :banghead:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2011, 07:22:46 AM »
Nine months after my wedding, I got a reminder of the wedding night  :tongue:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2011, 08:24:37 AM »
Quote from: Mike B the Cajun on October 09, 2011, 09:13:38 PM
BS from me also... now where is the mind bleach??

Add one from me.  There's even an emoticon for it: :bitchslap:
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Re: Is this true? No one has sex on their wedding night?!
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2011, 08:25:26 AM »
Quote from: VivisMom on October 10, 2011, 07:22:46 AM
Nine months after my wedding, I got a reminder of the wedding night  :tongue:

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