DUmmy Taverner Gears Up DOTY Campaign - Trolls For Fat Chicks

[GOBUCKS]

DUmmy Taverner, like Grouchy Don, Husb2Spunkly, no Brain, and a few others, has really perked up since nutcase nadin slowed down.

After his hilarious hallucination about working for Apple, Taverner comes back with a treatise on how he digs fat chicks.

He is in high campaign mode:

Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Fri Oct-07-11 02:21 PM
Original message
Men are attracted to circles
I don't know how many times I've complimented a woman on her attractiveness, only for her to respond with "Thanks - but I'm fat." Often times these women are not what you would call "overweight" - even though some would be deemed by society as such.

Thing is, most guys I know are attracted to circles. What affectionately are called "Earth Mothers" (although I hate that term.) Most guys would rather be with a woman than a 12-year-old boy, which is what most models in ads look like to me. Hell, most of the models in those ads don't even look like that! Most of that is Photoshop trickery.

Women have curves, and throughout human history those curves were celebrated. Just take a look at Rubens' art for an example. There is nothing on Earth as striking and as exhilarating as the embrace of a woman with curves.

And let's talk cellulite. I am a fan of it. It adds depth to a woman's beauty. It is beautiful in itself - cascading down a woman's hamstrings. It helps connect the circles.

Stretch marks? Like marks in fine leather, also adding depth. Giving a woman's skin what I perceive as beauty marks.

Real women have curves. It's high time we celebrated the circle.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9798782

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

First they're petitioning for nude pics of Elizabeth Warren and now this.

I think the fags amongst them are starting to look like the normal ones.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

The Taverner primitive's got a lock on second place for top DUmmies of 2011 for sure now.

[BEG]

He is trolling for dates on DU.

[thundley4]

Tavener:

Most guys would rather be with a woman than a 12-year-old boy, which is what most models in ads look like to me.

That is true almost everywhere, but the DUmp.  They have shown their support of pedophiles many times over.

[Karin]

And let's talk cellulite. I am a fan of it. It adds depth to a woman's beauty. It is beautiful in itself - cascading down a woman's hamstrings. It helps connect the circles.

Please be so kind as to forgive my French, but WHAT THE **** IS THAT RIGHT THERE?  Seriously, this dude is so strange, I don't even know what to say.  "Cascading..."  OMG I'm stunned.

[dandi]

Yeah, well, I like women with extra padding, too. It's your average DUmmy-woman's poor hygiene, unkempt appearance, hateful attitude and mouth like a drunken sailor that puts me off my feed.

[jtyangel]

Please be so kind as to forgive my French, but WHAT THE **** IS THAT RIGHT THERE?  Seriously, this dude is so strange, I don't even know what to say.  "Cascading..."  OMG I'm stunned.

Seriously! lol

I read that and I was thinking, you know even women don't like cellulite. I think where he is confused is women(and men) particularly as they age and can't fight time, learn to accept and come to terms with the body they were given, knowing there is  alimit to the improvements over time that can be made.

Accepting yourself for how and who you are is not the same thing as loving your flaws, Taverner. I wonder who he is trying to make feel better on their forum. Me thinks he has a crush on someone of circlesque proportions.

Oh and one more thing, I'm tired of the word curvy being heisted by people who are just plain obese. Curvy to me means hourglass of average size to SLIGHTLY overweight size, not beach ball or morbidly obese. Rolls and rolls of fat are not 'curvy' in the sense of the word as I know it when referring to a woman's shape.

[formerlurker]

Taverner is a mole.   It hit me when reading the former employee of Apple thread because he used the term "secret squirrel" which we use here all the time. 

Which one of you is Taverner.    I am going with SSB.   It's you isn't it?

[franksolich]

Taverner is a mole.   It hit me when reading the former employee of Apple thread because he used the term "secret squirrel" which we use here all the time. 

Which one of you is Taverner.    I am going with SSB.   It's you isn't it?

Good point, madam.

Moles have got to remember never to use the same jargon, the same slang, their real life personas and beings here on conservativecave use.

<<mole bends over backwards on Skins's island to not sound like franksolich.

<<mole succeeds.

[GOBUCKS]

Good point, madam.

Moles have got to remember never to use the same jargon, the same slang, their real life personas and beings here on conservativecave use.

<<mole bends over backwards on Skins's island to not sound like franksolich.

<<mole succeeds.

And with that, for the 43rd time, coach denies being the DUmbass who calls himself The Magistrate.

[NHSparky]

First they're petitioning for nude pics of Elizabeth Warren and now this.

I think the fags amongst them are starting to look like the normal ones.

Why is it I read this statement and the only thing that comes to mind is the pervert guy from Good Morning Vietnam going, "You bring me naked picture Walter Brennan?"

Just bile inducing, man.