I stand in awe of the accomplishments over these last 3 weeks.
I dunno. Maybe a few of them got laid.
This is a trend I've noticed, this "accomplishments" crap. DUmmies are forever padding resumes (including Obama's), listing out things in hyperbolic, flowery language, and calling them achievements. Someone did this for bobolink in a post once, that I found hilarious. She filled a whole paragraph with bullshit, and called it "Bobolink's accomplishments." i.e., she explored ways to advocate for the homeless by recruiting others to help with a Powerpoint presentation.
And then just look at that list they put together for Obama. "Gave a speech, initiated a taskforce," bullshit like that. It's laughable.
If that's what your resumes look like, DUmmies, no wonder you're unemployed. Hiring managers can see through all that crap. "Increased profits by x% by kicking ass and taking names and I can prove it." That's what gets you in the door. Of course, that's like kryptonite to you.