Hey, Taverner, if you don't lurk here, maybe one of the DUmp denziens will cue you in to this. I'll probably have to fight for the first "attempt" to turn your head into a canoe (can't remember who here first used that description, but I'm stealing it here) at, say, 500 yards. I'd much rather do it face-to-face with a Remington 1100 Magnum.
Still want to try to "take" that which you haven't earned with the sweat of your brow?