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Stunning Witticisms From The V.P.
« on: October 06, 2011, 03:34:16 PM »


Quite a sharp guy, that Joe is. He's a real smart feller...

"A significant majority of the American people believe that the country is not moving in the right direction," Biden said. "That is never a good place to be going into reelection whether it’s your fault or not your fault. It’s almost sometimes irrelevant."



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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 03:46:39 PM »
Can that guy walk and chew bubble gum at the same time?  :???:

Something tells me he struggles with that.
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 04:23:12 PM »
Can that guy walk and chew bubble gum at the same time?  :???:

Something tells me he struggles with that.

I think they told him he couldn't have any more gum for exactly that reason.
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2011, 06:26:34 AM »
I think they told him he couldn't have any more gum for exactly that reason.

Joe sounds like a Conservative in a Democratic suit. He may be the GOPS best weapon.[16]

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Re: Stunning Witticisms From The V.P.
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2011, 11:04:40 AM »
Joe sounds like a Conservative in a Democratic suit.

Nothing could be further from the truth, he is just one of the stupidest mofos in Washington.  It's not the doesn't hink before he speaks, it's that he's mentally incapable of thinking before he starts unleashing words from his pie-hole.  His staffers generally did a good job of making him appear to have at least a 90+ IQ when he was in the Senate (Except when they would get lazy and plagiarize for his script, and get caught) but he doesn't have that kind of organization to run interference for him or the set-up Kabuki theater of Senate hearings as the VP, he has to be able to answer direct questions extemporaneously, which is a recipe for disaster. 
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« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2011, 11:51:02 AM »
Nothing could be further from the truth, he is just one of the stupidest mofos in Washington.  It's not the doesn't hink before he speaks, it's that he's mentally incapable of thinking before he starts unleashing words from his pie-hole.  His staffers generally did a good job of making him appear to have at least a 90+ IQ when he was in the Senate (Except when they would get lazy and plagiarize for his script, and get caught) but he doesn't have that kind of organization to run interference for him or the set-up Kabuki theater of Senate hearings as the VP, he has to be able to answer direct questions extemporaneously, which is a recipe for disaster. 

Agreed, and you'd think that Barry would've known that. Every time Plugs runs his yap, he makes Barry look like an idiot for putting him on the ticket. Either that, or Barry looks superior because, side-by-side, Barry looks like the proverbial straight man to the wack job that is Plugs.

Remember "This is a big ****ing deal!"?

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Re: Stunning Witticisms From The V.P.
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2011, 11:17:12 AM »
Agreed, and you'd think that Barry would've known that. Every time Plugs runs his yap, he makes Barry look like an idiot for putting him on the ticket. Either that, or Barry looks superior because, side-by-side, Barry looks like the proverbial straight man to the wack job that is Plugs.

Remember "This is a big ****ing deal!"?

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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2011, 08:58:34 PM »
No, people.  Picking Biden as his VP was the best life insurance policy Obama could have.

It's as if he said, "If anything happens to me, THIS mother****er is next in line..."
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 05:39:08 AM »
No, people.  Picking Biden as his VP was the best life insurance policy Obama could have.

It's as if he said, "If anything happens to me, THIS mother****er is next in line..."
He picked Biden for "insurance."  After seeing the perfect storm of "Bushisms" and the follow-up of "Palinisms," Obama wanted to be sure that his presidency would be recalled for his actual screw-ups, not for the kind of small errors that all speakers make...therefore, Biden.  90% of Biden's job is to continue speaking "isms" so that Obama can look smarter by comparison.  Remember, this is the president that speaks only with his teleprompter, the last thing he wants is to know the country is laughing at him for another "57 states" or 20 minutes of saying, "um, um, I'll get there...."
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Re: Stunning Witticisms From The V.P.
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 06:10:39 AM »
He picked Biden for "insurance."  After seeing the perfect storm of "Bushisms" and the follow-up of "Palinisms," Obama wanted to be sure that his presidency would be recalled for his actual screw-ups, not for the kind of small errors that all speakers make...therefore, Biden.  90% of Biden's job is to continue speaking "isms" so that Obama can look smarter by comparison.  Remember, this is the president that speaks only with his teleprompter, the last thing he wants is to know the country is laughing at him for another "57 states" or 20 minutes of saying, "um, um, I'll get there...."

Same reason Plain Janes hang out with the fat girls, they make them look so much better.  Fat girls get Janes cast offs.  :sarcasm:

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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 08:21:35 AM »
Same reason Plain Janes hang out with the fat girls, they make them look so much better.  Fat girls get Janes cast offs.  :sarcasm:
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 12:18:10 PM »
Biden is an illegitimate President.  Change my mind.

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