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Offline Gina

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how much makeup?
« on: October 06, 2011, 01:56:00 PM »
How much makeup is he wearing???  I can see it from here  :lmao:

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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 01:59:07 PM »
Holy cow.  He looks like a cheap Hollywood hooker.
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 01:59:44 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 06, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
Holy cow.  He looks like a cheap Hollywood hooker.


Na, a pig.
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 02:06:32 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 06, 2011, 01:59:07 PM
Holy cow.  He looks like a cheap Hollywood hooker.

Never!  a hooker would at least give you some pleasure while screwing you  :naughty:
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2011, 02:14:02 PM »
The last time I saw that much makeup on one face, I was working with a bunch of 20-something girls who seemed to load it on with a trowel and spray gun every morning.
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 02:15:45 PM »
He actually looks like a dead person.  They put makeup on you like that when you are in your coffin for viewing.
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2011, 02:20:03 PM »
Dammit, Gina!   :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

You should've issued a  :spork: alert on that one!
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2011, 02:26:45 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 06, 2011, 02:15:45 PM
He actually looks like a dead person.  They put makeup on you like that when you are in your coffin for viewing.

That's what I thought.
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2011, 02:29:51 PM »
He looks like he's about to change into an evening gown and a wig.
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2011, 05:27:59 PM »
Have is groupies started throwing toast at his speeches yet?  :lmao:

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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2011, 09:43:00 PM »
The DUmmies accuse Drudge of grabbing images of BO that make him look darker than he is. They may be partially correct. The WH probably cake him up to look less dark when in front of a more professional audience and not so much when the speech requires him drop his "g"s, and sayin' "y'alls". 


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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 03:21:12 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on October 06, 2011, 09:43:00 PM
The DUmmies accuse Drudge of grabbing images of BO that make him look darker than he is. They may be partially correct. The WH probably cake him up to look less dark when in front of a more professional audience and not so much when the speech requires him drop his "g"s, and sayin' "y'alls". 





There's a lot of "shading" on those cheeks.

Also a lot of under-eye concealer. Must be trying to hide some really dark shadows. Can't imagine that he's losing sleep because he's up working trying to solve the economic problems of country. Has to be losing sleep worrying about having to move out of that big WHITE house and not having servants to do every little thing for you.  ::)
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Re: how much makeup?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 05:54:15 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on October 06, 2011, 02:14:02 PM
The last time I saw that much makeup on one face, I was working with a bunch of 20-something girls who seemed to load it on with a trowel and spray gun every morning.

How long ago was that?
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