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Offline thundley4

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Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« on: October 06, 2011, 09:30:21 AM »
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OWS has officially gone too far
   
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http://mediamatters.org/research/201110030017

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Doocy Complains Boston Protesters Got "Between Me And A Steak Dinner." On the October 3 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends, co-host Steve Doocy complained that a Boston branch of the Wall Street protests got "between me and a steak dinner."

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2065646

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Gidney N Cloyd   (1000+ posts)           Thu Oct-06-11 08:24 AM
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2. How do you even begin to explain irony to these d-bags?

Ever hear of sarcasm or being snarky?  Most of the posters express the wish for something that would result in the guys death.  I don't really like Doocy either.

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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2011, 09:42:28 AM »
I like Doocy just fine.  What's not to like?

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deutsey (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:23 AM
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1. They should have let him have his steak dinner
 Perhaps he would've choked on it.

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HughBeaumont  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:25 AM
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5. Should have given him a STAKE dinner. 
 Fitting for the vampire class.   

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mmonk  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 08:32 AM
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8. Would a fist sandwich suffice?

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Generic Other  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-06-11 09:30 AM
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16. 5 million ways to kill a ceo
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQthFDpYCys


THEY HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED BABY!
 

What violent people. 

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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 09:49:33 AM »
I don't really like Doocy either.

His son's got some talent, and Gretchen Carlson makes me forget about either of them.
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 09:58:40 AM »
There's so much pent-up anger in there - they always witter on about how their calm and rational in their views, but wave a little humour in their faces and they become nothing more than snarling animals.

By contrast, the right is chilled enough to laugh at itself.

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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2011, 10:53:34 AM »
Sarcasm takes a certain level of intelligence that DUmmys just do not possess.

More proof of "If you think you are smart, you probably are not."
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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 11:27:14 AM »
Yes, they have all the good cheer and joviality of a Marat.
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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2011, 12:09:22 PM »
All you have to do is read the DUmp and it becomes clear why leftism always leads to violence and tyranny.

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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2011, 12:15:50 PM »
Jealousy is such an ugly DUmmy trait.    Right Hugh ?    :loser:

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5. Should have given him a STAKE dinner. 
 Fitting for the vampire class.   



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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2011, 12:30:57 PM »
:thatsright: They're terrible when they try to be funny.

HE SAID STAKE DINNER LOL AMIRITE GUYZ! 

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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2011, 12:37:30 PM »
It's  (.)(.)  not (...)


DUmbasses can't even get tits right.     :thatsright:
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2011, 12:45:55 PM »
The violent comments only proves Andrew Breitbart right.  They talk a good game, but never follows through.
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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2011, 12:47:11 PM »
It's  (.)(.)  not (...)


DUmbasses can't even get tits right.     :thatsright:


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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2011, 02:25:57 PM »

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Yeah, baby...

I see that Dutch is on the prowl for young . . . "co-eds working their way through college" again. :tongue: :lmao: :rotf: :fuelfire:
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Re: Sarcasm, Humor? DUmmies don't get it.
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2011, 04:01:31 PM »
I see that Dutch is on the prowl for young . . . "co-eds working their way through college" again. :tongue: :lmao: :rotf: :fuelfire:


I know a place where he can find a whole bunch of them........... :whistling:
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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