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Offline FlippyDoo

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A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« on: October 05, 2011, 09:28:03 PM »
I've been giving some thoughts about this Wall Street thing. I'm not sure what it's called now. Foolish Fall. Moonbat Mayhem. Whatever it's called, I'm jumping in with both feet. I'm going to do my bit to help here in Georgia.

I haven't yet formulated my entire game plan. I hope to have it figured out by this weekend. Much like the guys and gals in NYC, I do know that I'll be needing some supplies. Right now I'm working on setting up a PO box or something in order for the supplies to be shipped to me. I'll let everyone know about that when it's set up. I guess the best thing to do right now is list out the supplies that I need so that all the fine DUers can be collecting them up to send to me once I get the PO box deal done.

List of needed supplies:
1. Ten dollar bills
2. Twenty dollar bills
3. Fifty dollar bills
4. Hundred dollar bills
5. Money orders or Cashier's Checks

Please don't send any personal checks.

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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2011, 09:30:49 PM »
I would recommend accepting one and five dollar bills as well.  Times are tight, we wouldn't want to discourage anyone from participating just because money is tight!
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2011, 02:50:09 AM »
That is so good, and so to the point, about all these trust-fund kiddies protesting the golden goose laying all their golden eggs.
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2011, 03:07:08 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on October 05, 2011, 09:30:49 PM
I would recommend accepting one and five dollar bills as well.  Times are tight, we wouldn't want to discourage anyone from participating just because money is tight!

And loose change.  Don't forget loose change.

Except for pennies and nickels, those things can get heavy. 
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2011, 05:09:25 AM »
And laptops.  Gotta have laptops to track all those electronic transfers into your recently opened, Soros sponsored, bank account.
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 05:32:42 AM »
and generators -

Need to be able to plug in those laptops, not to mention electric heaters for those tents on cold and rainy nights.. Oh ! and televisions with a satellite dish subscription - How else are you gonna watch Kweef ? 
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2011, 05:52:38 AM »
"It's your money and I want it now!" ... :-)

With apologies to J. G. Wentworth.
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2011, 09:37:06 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 06, 2011, 05:52:38 AM
"It's your money and I want it now!" ... :-)

With apologies to J. G. Wentworth.

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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2011, 10:15:44 AM »
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Right now I'm working on setting up a PO box or something

Flippy, use the UPS Store or a Mailbox Etc for large packages. UPS won't deliver to PO Box addresses. Neither will Dominos.
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2011, 10:58:19 AM »
Flippy and Rebel thanks for starting the day with a true LOL.

I'll be sending a white healing hunski to you on Tuesday.
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2011, 01:50:28 PM »
UPDATE on my progress so far...

I ran into my first problem today. I went to the post office and told them I wanted a temporary PO Box for some "supplies" that would soon be coming in. The postal worker asked me if I wanted to pay for it with cash, credit card, or check. I told her I didn't expect to pay for it because (1) I was protesting for her and (2) the money...I mean supplies...hasn't started coming in yet. She said that I couldn't get a PO Box without money regardless of how I intended to use it. It's a classic case of "The Man" trying to hold a fictional spirit-guide down. I would take tanstaafi's advice about the UPS Store or Mailbox Etc, but I'm pretty sure those big business operations would want to take my hard earned money also. I haven't given up though.

Even though I haven't worked out the delivery issues for the money...damn, I mean the supplies...I still plan to begin my first day of protest Saturday. I guess I'll have to do it on my dime until the supplies arrive, but that's the kind of fictional spirit-guide that I am. Always giving of myself. I should have Saturday's itinerary worked out by tomorrow. I'll post it in this thread when it's finalized.

And to the fine lurking DUer's, below I'm posting a revised list of needed supplies. Don't let me and your country down.

List of needed supplies:
1. One dollar bills
2. Five dollar bills
3. Ten dollar bills
4. Twenty dollar bills
5. Fifty dollar bills
6. Hundred dollar bills
7. Money orders or Cashier's Checks
8. Any necklaces or jewelry that is 18 kt gold or higher.
   (The necklaces and jewelry is intended to be used only for defensive purposes. If I'm attacked by fundie rethugs I'll use the shiney gold to blind and disorient them.)
9. A blu-ray disc of the movie Thor.
   (I think there are some stuff in this movie that will help our protest, but in order to know for sure I need my own copy so I can carefully watch it.)
10. A blu-ray player.
   (I need this to be able to investigate the above movie.)

Again, please don't send any personal checks.

Your protesting fictional spirit-guide,
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2011, 05:13:38 PM »
UPDATE on my progress...

I still haven't worked out the delivery issues with my supplies, but I have got my schedule for tomorrow pretty much worked out.

7 am (or later of I sleep in): I plan to go to the local International House of Pancakes. I intend to have a sit-in type thing there for about an hour.
8:30 am: I'll be protesting at a local grocery store (I've yet to decide on which one).
Noon: I'm going to be protesting during the Georgia Tech/Maryland game.
3:30 pm: I'm going to be protesting during the Florida/LSU game.
8:00 pm: I'm going to be protesting during the Ohio State/Nebraska game.

It's going to be a long, hard-fought day. I had planned to arrange for someone to video all of these protests, but I've spent so much time on the logistics of getting the money...I mean supplies...sent to me that I haven't had time to take care of the videoing. I guess I'll transcribe in interaction that I have with the public in order to keep you all informed.

And again to the fine, lurking DUers, below I'm again posting another revised list of needed supplies. Don't let me and your country down. All that is standing between us and success is you getting these supplies to me.

 List of needed supplies:
1. One dollar bills
2. Five dollar bills
3. Ten dollar bills
4. Twenty dollar bills
5. Fifty dollar bills
6. Hundred dollar bills
7. Money orders or Cashier's Checks
8. Any necklaces or jewelry that is 18 kt gold or higher.
   (The necklaces and jewelry is intended to be used only for defensive purposes. If I'm attacked by fundie rethugs I'll use the shiney gold to blind and disorient them.)
9. A blu-ray disc of the movie Thor.
   (I think there are some stuff in this movie that will help our protest, but in order to know for sure I need my own copy so I can carefully watch it.)
10. A blu-ray player.
   (I need this to be able to investigate the above movie.)
11. A large screen 3D television.
   (I figure this will help with the movie.)
12. Beer. Lots and lots of beer. Preferably Michelob.
   (This will be used for medicinal purposes only.)
13. Popcorn.
   (Just in case anyone accidentally ingests the above beer.)

Again, please don't send any personal checks.

Your protesting fictional spirit-guide,
FlippyDoo
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Re: A fictional spirit-guide on Wall Street
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2011, 05:30:45 PM »
Sorry but I can't help you FlippyDoo, my welfare check is lost in the mail due to a loss of address after being thrown out of my house due to the lack of making the payments for 3 1/2 years. The repo man took my car, the wife ran off with our neighborhood pharmacist, DSS took the kids so I haven't had any leftover free school meals in days, my Ipad was stolen, they won't take my blood, I've lost my burglar tools and someone swiped my foodstamp card, I mean literally swiped my foodstamp card. As soon as I find a nice abandoned BUICK to live in near some free internet service I will send you a picture of a $100 dollar bill though. Until then, remeber POWER TO THE PEOPLE SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER.
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