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Re: A DUmmie remembers The red Round One, Andy.
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2011, 04:54:31 PM »
Well, I am truly confused about what the good was, that the late red round one did.

Did he feed the poor?  Did he shelter the homeless?  Did he heal the sick?  Did he befriend the lonely?  Did he clothe the unclothed?  Did he comfort the sorrowing?  Did he counsel the lost?  Did he bring light into darkness?  Did he share what he had, with those who had less?

What is it, exactly, that the late red round one did?

All I recall was that he bashed a prominent election reform activist and begged for money.
He had a failed Subway shop?

Look, I'm trying, it isn't easy to come up with accomplishments. His puppy loved him. Puppies are like that.

Oh, I know, he scammed the DUmmies out of funds that otherwise might have gone to Skinner or some worthless democrat candidate. Brave feat.
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Re: A DUmmie remembers The red Round One, Andy.
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2011, 05:01:06 PM »
He had a failed Subway shop?

Look, I'm trying, it isn't easy to come up with accomplishments. His puppy loved him. Puppies are like that.

Oh, I know, he scammed the DUmmies out of funds that otherwise might have gone to Skinner or some worthless democrat candidate. Brave feat.

His Subway shop was located across the street from the massive state office building.

It'd made money before the late red round one, and made money after the late red round one.

Inbetweentimes, the late red round one had gone bankrupt because of it.

I always suspected he was a little too fond of "dipping into the till."
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Re: A DUmmie remembers The red Round One, Andy.
« Reply #27 on: October 06, 2011, 05:19:50 PM »
His Subway shop was located across the street from the massive state office building.

It'd made money before the late red round one, and made money after the late red round one.

Inbetweentimes, the late red round one had gone bankrupt because of it.

I always suspected he was a little too fond of "dipping into the till."
Ah, the very definition of the liberal businessman.

Oh yes, and before I forget, dipping into the till, buying gold on the dips, the dude was a big dipper.
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Re: A DUmmie remembers The red Round One, Andy.
« Reply #28 on: October 06, 2011, 05:21:03 PM »
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Re: A DUmmie remembers The red Round One, Andy.
« Reply #29 on: October 06, 2011, 06:13:58 PM »
What is it, exactly, that the late red round one did?

Well, one accomplishment was he lived a life of sodomy with an endless parade of anonymous perverts, but died of something other than AIDS.
Allegedly.

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Re: A DUmmie remembers The red Round One, Andy.
« Reply #30 on: October 06, 2011, 06:21:29 PM »
Well, one accomplishment was he lived a life of sodomy with an endless parade of anonymous perverts, but died of something other than AIDS.

Allegedly.

I suppose that would be praiseworthy among the primitives, so yeah, sure.

But given that the primitives boast about their social consciousness, I again have to ask the primitives:

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Well, I am truly confused about what the good was, that the late red round one did.

Did he feed the poor?  Did he shelter the homeless?  Did he heal the sick?  Did he befriend the lonely?  Did he clothe the unclothed?  Did he comfort the sorrowing?  Did he counsel the lost?  Did he bring light into darkness?  Did he share what he had, with those who had less?

What is it, exactly, that the late red round one did?

All I recall was that he bashed a prominent election reform activist and begged for money.

apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: A DUmmie remembers The red Round One, Andy.
« Reply #31 on: October 06, 2011, 06:57:04 PM »
Andy was the OWS movement before there was an OWS movement.
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