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The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« on: October 05, 2011, 12:11:04 PM »
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Union of Unemployed -- Join 31 milliion unemployed Americans -- UCubed
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You lost your job. You're not alone. 31 million Americans face the same challenges. You want your job back. You want your life back. But you can't do it alone. Neither can anyone else. You all need each other. That's what UCubed is here to do: Help you and 31 million other unemployed Americans organize, work together and get back to work. Let UCubed help you connect. Form a cube, and multiply your political and economic power by 6. Then by 36. Eventually, by 31 million. Take Control

http://www.unionofunemployed.com /

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2. great idea--organize and march on Washington!

1. Shouldn't you be looking for a job rather than dicking around in DC?

2. How do broke people pay union dues?

3. If you went on strike, how would we know?
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2011, 12:14:23 PM »
More DUmbass "logic".
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2011, 12:16:03 PM »
This should be as successful of "not one damn dime day"

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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 12:16:07 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 05, 2011, 12:11:04 PM
How do broke people pay union dues?

"A _____ and his _____ are soon _____."

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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 12:26:01 PM »
Non workers of the world, UNITE!!!



Lemme guess, no matter how shoddy their performance they can never be fired, right?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 12:31:09 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on October 05, 2011, 12:26:01 PM
Non workers of the world, UNITE!!!



Lemme guess, no matter how shoddy their performance they can never be fired, right?  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 01:29:37 PM »
 Just goes to show that if  you aren't paying dues, the Union doesn't give a rat's ass about you. DUmmies will never figure that out.
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 01:54:19 PM »
So trying to figure this out here.  DUmmies are unable to find a job themselves, they need some kind of team to do it for them.  However, they have access to the internet and at least one type of word processor program.  DUmmies, I'm almost certain Monster.com and Careerbuilder.com are not blocked on your computer.
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2011, 01:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on October 05, 2011, 01:54:19 PM
So trying to figure this out here.  DUmmies are unable to find a job themselves, they need some kind of team to do it for them.  However, they have access to the internet and at least one type of word processor program.  DUmmies, I'm almost certain Monster.com and Careerbuilder.com are not blocked on your computer.


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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2011, 02:07:35 PM »
31 million? But the 0bama regime says there are only 14,008,000 unemployed people.

If this is true that means that 0bama has added 20 million people to the unemployment lines in less than three years. So he is good at something. Just like all the construction guys tell me they are really good at demo.
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 02:08:57 PM »
This lost a lot of steam when Unions declared they were joining this movement.  It didn't even really have a clear-cut message and now I smell astroturf.
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2011, 02:17:20 PM »
Quote from: StealingTime122 on October 05, 2011, 02:08:57 PM
This lost a lot of steam when Unions declared they were joining this movement.  It didn't even really have a clear-cut message and now I smell astroturf.

Amazingly, astroturf will never grow no matter how much bullshit they put down.
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 03:19:53 PM »
So, like normal unions, the people who've been unemployed the longest (i.e. the biggest deadbeats in the bunch) will rise to the top.
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011, 04:49:43 PM »
Maybe they can get pensions after retiring from 20 years of doing nothing. 
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2011, 05:01:08 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on October 05, 2011, 04:49:43 PM
Maybe they can get pensions after retiring from 20 years of doing nothing. 

With COLAs and free health care.
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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2011, 05:11:14 PM »
Quote from: jukin on October 05, 2011, 02:07:35 PM
31 million? But the 0bama regime says there are only 14,008,000 unemployed people.
The jug-eared Kenyan only counts babydaddies. The 31 million are all babymommas.

You have to add the two figures to get the Kenyan's base. Unfortunately, most of them are convicted felons.
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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2011, 05:19:48 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 05, 2011, 01:57:35 PM

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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2011, 05:53:35 PM »
DUmmie, "Is this the unemployed union office?"

Union office, "Yes it is. How may I help you."

DUmmie, "If I refuse to walk the picket line monday, do I get double time for that?"
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« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2011, 06:08:08 PM »
I want to see their vacation demands.

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« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2011, 06:19:13 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 05, 2011, 06:08:08 PM
I want to see their vacation demands.



6 weeks paid vacation every year....250 sick days...all holidays....and 3 days off every time grandmaw dies.
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Re: The Union of Unemployed...no, seriously!...STOP LAUGHING!!!
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2011, 06:19:31 PM »
Actually this isn't a new idea from DUmmyland,

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The unemployed need to start forming Unemployed Unions
   
I know it was done in the 30's. Unions of unemployed people. The only way they had a voice.
First action could be to march on DC right after the recess, just so those asses know how many there
really are wanting REAL health care reform.

Just think about, if a movement started to get just half of the unemployed to DC on the day Congress comes back?

I am not sure how the ball gets rolling on this but it is the only way the assholes will wake up.

One positive is that there is certainly no ****ing employer who can stop it - because it's a Union of the Unemployed !!


The funny thing is, when they say they need to protest to congress, it's not the evil GOP congress, this was when Pelosi had the gavel.
Also notice they were wanting 0bamacare and it has been passed, looks like that wasn't the answer to creating jobs after all.  :rotf:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6168940

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