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Offline Gina

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Guys------
« on: October 03, 2011, 12:43:32 PM »
What do you think truly about this situation.  She was 16 and married a 51 yr old actor.  and are those fake abs on her?   :popcorn:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2044680/Courtney-Stodden-flaunts-curves-sun-soaked-photo-shoot-snapped-husband-Doug-Hutchison.html

Do you envy the guy?

Does she really look "real" as she claims she is?

does she look 17 now? 

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Re: Guys------
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2011, 12:52:02 PM »
Rowr.....hisssssssss....
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2011, 12:54:19 PM »
The abs look like a very bad photo retouching job, her face looks like she's 26, and I'm not a big fan of huge breasts (Especially non-natural ones, which those probably are).  I just don't find feminine exaggeration to the point of looking like a cartoon or a whore to be sexually attractive, a lot of guys do of course.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2011, 12:55:54 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 03, 2011, 12:52:02 PM
Rowr.....hisssssssss....

you eat beans for lunch? :lol:
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2011, 01:02:25 PM »
If she's 17, I'm 25.    :mental:
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2011, 01:04:45 PM »
Sorry but that is not the body or face of a 17 year old. I've seen younger looking 40 year old women.

Looking closer at the picture, her face looks like it has been 'shopped onto the body.  The face is too white for the suntanned body.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2011, 01:08:11 PM »
17 goes into 51 exactly 3 times...51 goes into 17 = .3333 times or about a third as often as it should.

Maybe this is your typical old english marriage...the man waits until later in life to marry...gets a young wife and they have a couple of kids....he then goes off to spend time at the gentlemens club and she goes off to spend time with her lover.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2011, 01:53:11 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 03, 2011, 01:08:11 PM
17 goes into 51 exactly 3 times...51 goes into 17 = .3333 times or about a third as often as it should.

Maybe this is your typical old english marriage...the man waits until later in life to marry...gets a young wife and they have a couple of kids....he then goes off to spend time at the gentlemens club and she goes off to spend time with her lover.

Quote. Maybe this is your typical old english marriage...the man waits until later in life to marry...gets a young wife and they have a couple of kids....he then goes off to spend time at the gentlemens club and she goes off to spend time with her lover

This would have worked for me.
 With her body, who looks at her face????? [14]
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2011, 01:58:05 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 03, 2011, 01:53:11 PM
Quote. Maybe this is your typical old english marriage...the man waits until later in life to marry...gets a young wife and they have a couple of kids....he then goes off to spend time at the gentlemens club and she goes off to spend time with her lover

This would have worked for me.
 With her body, who looks at her face????? [14]

Her legs are too scrawny for my liking.  She needs some muscle.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2011, 02:33:40 PM »
Man!  Those are some skanky-assed photos.  Who is that guy?  Said he was in Green Mile.  Who did he play?  I've never heard of him, but he looks like a skuzz.  What's with those jeans?  Did he borrow Obama's mom-jeans?

And yeah, she's fake through and through.  You can tell, when she lies flat on her back, the boobs stay upright, not falling slightly to the side.  Also, she's not 17, she's got those monkey lines on the sides of her mouth; women start getting those at 30+. 

And another thing.  I hate high heels with bikinis.  I never liked them at beauty pageants or anywhere.  It's very whorish.  And those taupe flatforms are just plain ugly. 
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011, 02:47:27 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 03, 2011, 02:33:40 PM
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And yeah, she's fake through and through.  You can tell, when she lies flat on her back, the boobs stay upright, not falling slightly to the side.  Also, she's not 17, she's got those monkey lines on the sides of her mouth; women start getting those at 30+. 

And another thing.  I hate high heels with bikinis.  I never liked them at beauty pageants or anywhere.  It's very whorish.  And those taupe flatforms are just plain ugly. 

To the first paragraph:  She and her parent's claim she was a virgin til her wedding night to that guy  :lmao: :lmao:

to the 2nd paragraph:  Heels on sand   :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2011, 03:27:48 PM »
Ladies, I agree, she looks like a harlot and is definitely over 17!!! Yeah, they may be lovey dovey now, but wait till he is in his 60's and 70's, when his body parts are sagging!!

A virgin till her wedding night?? yeah and i am Albert Einstein :lmao:
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2011, 03:30:26 PM »
Well, if she IS 17, I'd hate to see her when she's 35.

Or maybe we already have....

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Re: Guys------
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2011, 03:48:48 PM »
Nothing at all real in that pic.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2011, 03:59:53 PM »
I had to look this slug -- Doug Hutchison -- up.

In "The Green Mile", he played that smarmy little **** that purposefully fried the one prisoner on Ol' Sparky, "forgetting" to wet down the skull cap before the lights dimmed.

He's the slug whose daddy was some political hack and against whom Tom Hanks' character was warned.

Finally, he's the little vermin that tried to waste Mr. Jingles, who was the real star of the movie.

****tard -- but arguably a good actor!  :-)
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2011, 04:10:24 PM »
I'm not a guy, but she's very pretty, has totally fake boobs, and I don't know who's more of an idiot, her Mom for letting her Daughter marry him, or the 51 year old guy who obviously has a kid fetish or is very insecure and is unable to relate to a mature woman.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2011, 04:13:35 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 03, 2011, 01:04:45 PM
Sorry but that is not the body or face of a 17 year old. I've seen younger looking 40 year old women.

Looking closer at the picture, her face looks like it has been 'shopped onto the body.  The face is too white for the suntanned body.

The tan is fake, look at the last picture at the link, the tan ends at the ankle.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2011, 04:15:25 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on October 03, 2011, 01:53:11 PM
Quote. Maybe this is your typical old english marriage...the man waits until later in life to marry...gets a young wife and they have a couple of kids....he then goes off to spend time at the gentlemens club and she goes off to spend time with her lover

This would have worked for me.
With her body, who looks at her face????? [14]

They're both American.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2011, 04:23:14 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 03, 2011, 01:08:11 PM
17 goes into 51 exactly 3 times

I bet 51 goes into 17 a lot more than that.

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Re: Guys------
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2011, 09:42:15 AM »
She looks like she is 30 now. Imagine what she will look like when she is 30. I had an old leather bomber jacket that was brown and full of cracks and wrinkles, something like that I guess.

If Doug Hutchison and her were to have children he would be a Grandpa-dad. If they had a kid now, when the kid turned 15 Doug would be 66. 
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2011, 09:58:42 AM »
Quote from: Karin on October 03, 2011, 02:33:40 PM
Man!  Those are some skanky-assed photos.  Who is that guy?  Said he was in Green Mile.  Who did he play?  I've never heard of him, but he looks like a skuzz.  What's with those jeans?  Did he borrow Obama's mom-jeans?

And yeah, she's fake through and through.  You can tell, when she lies flat on her back, the boobs stay upright, not falling slightly to the side.  Also, she's not 17, she's got those monkey lines on the sides of her mouth; women start getting those at 30+. 

And another thing.  I hate high heels with bikinis.  I never liked them at beauty pageants or anywhere.  It's very whorish.  And those taupe flatforms are just plain ugly. 

Those are stretch marks.












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Re: Guys------
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2011, 10:02:11 AM »
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2011, 11:50:05 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 04, 2011, 09:58:42 AM
Those are stretch marks.

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I think you give that creepy guy way too much credit.
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2011, 01:12:28 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 03, 2011, 01:04:45 PM
Sorry but that is not the body or face of a 17 year old. I've seen younger looking 40 year old women.

Looking closer at the picture, her face looks like it has been 'shopped onto the body.  The face is too white for the suntanned body.

It looks like she's trying to use her make up to make her self look older. 
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Re: Guys------
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2011, 01:14:58 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on October 04, 2011, 09:42:15 AM
She looks like she is 30 now. Imagine what she will look like when she is 30. I had an old leather bomber jacket that was brown and full of cracks and wrinkles, something like that I guess.

If Doug Hutchison and her were to have children he would be a Grandpa-dad. If they had a kid now, when the kid turned 15 Doug would be 66. 

My son just turned 16 and I'll turn 66 next month... :-)...and I love it.
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