Nadin, please, for the love of God and all that is holy, remove yourself from the gene pool.
You are the stupid of legend. Darwin Award level stupidity. The type that tries to dry your dog in the microwave. The type that puts your motor home on cruise control and goes back to make a sandwich. The type that tries to pass themselves off as intelligent based on a rudimentary Google search but can't spell worth a shit.
Stop, before you hurt yourself.