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DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« on: October 01, 2011, 06:38:48 PM »
This is a typically lame and obviously bogus bouncy tale from our simple-minded friend rsmithnumbers.
It is refreshing, though, to run across a bouncy set in the traditional location of a grocery store checkout line:
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rsmith6621 (1000+ posts)      Sat Oct-01-11 07:30 PM
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Kroger Manager Told Me (Hinted) It Was Time For Me To Leave the...
 

....store today.


Went shopping at a Kroger owned store in my area this morning for three items so while going through the checkout I ran my BOA debit card through the machine,the first time it gave an error message as did the second time so I said to the cashier humorously "It said I have not paid my $5.00 monthly debit fee"when she started to look I laughed said just kidding and slid the card through a third time and it was fine.

The guy behind me said 'Ya those fees are ridiculous aren't they,I said "especially since we the taxpayer bailed them out in 2008,they seem they forgot about that" He got through the line so in a spot away from the cash register and the flow of store traffic I asked if he had been following the OCCUPY events going on across the country,he said he had so I said there is one going on at Westlake Center in Seattle and asked him if he tiered of the the Wall Street and Corporate greed YES was his reply so I wrote down a Facebook link so he could get in contact with organizers and told him I would be going down on Tuesday and if he wanted to share a ride I would be happy to give him one...

WELL the store manager walked over and said to both of us don't you two have better things to do than talk in my store, Isaid with arrogance to him Ya I do I have to finish up the rest of my weekly shopping at Albertson's,of course he was baffled looking for something to reply with and we left to the parking lot. 

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DUmmy JVS has a sharp-tongued comeback for this imaginary store manager:
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JVS  (1000+ posts)        Sat Oct-01-11 07:35 PM
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2. Next time tell him "Don't make me start a sit-down strike in this store. You do NOT want that"

rsmithnumbers is thinking, "Wow, why didn't I think of that?"
It's because you're stupid.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2011, 06:57:41 PM »
Kroger's used to be unionized. Rsmith - who can't write any better than the average public-school educated schoolboy.at least managed to leave the store manager speechless, that has to account for something. ::)
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2011, 07:05:42 PM »
That's so stupid it's not even worth making fun of.

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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2011, 07:11:39 PM »
On what Earth would a store manager.....oh never mind. I have a feeling all these bouncy writers also put out pornographic Harry Potter fan fiction that gets mocked on geek sites like bouncys get mocked here.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2011, 07:24:32 PM »
That is pathetic attempt at a Bouncy by rsmithnumbers. I'm beginning to think that $kimmer should make it mandatory that DUmmies attend a creative writing class before they are allowed to fabricate a Bouncy Tale.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2011, 07:31:34 PM »
That really is a silly post!

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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2011, 07:40:32 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on October 01, 2011, 06:57:41 PM
Kroger's used to be unionized. Rsmith - who can't write any better than the average public-school educated schoolboy.at least managed to leave the store manager speechless, that has to account for something. ::)

Rsmith - who can't write any better than the average public-school educated schoolboy TEACHER.

Fixed it for you.
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2011, 07:46:34 PM »
Maybe we should sponsor a DUmmy Bouncy writing contest?  The quality has been lacking over there lately,  perhaps they could use some motivation of the monetary kind?  Perhaps a BOA Visa Debit card for $50.00 for the best bouncy?   Come on DUmmies show us what you got, you know you loved creative writing class, put that education to use.  :popcorn:
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2011, 10:46:14 PM »
I totally believe it.  If someone came back at me with "I'm going shopping at Albertsons!"  I would be speechless too.

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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2011, 10:50:18 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on October 01, 2011, 10:46:14 PM
I totally believe it.  If someone came back at me with "I'm going shopping at Albertsons!"  I would be speechless too.

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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2011, 11:05:36 PM »
I'm tiered of reading rsmith's stupid shit everyday.   :-)

If some stranger with crazy eyes in a store offered me a ride anywhere with him out of the blue like that, I'd pepper spray his face and knee him in the groin right where he stood.

I get the feeling rsmith gets asked a lot to leave stores.

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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 05:48:21 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on October 01, 2011, 10:46:14 PM
I totally believe it.  If someone came back at me with "I'm going shopping at Albertsons!"  I would be speechless too.

 :rotf:

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I'd add, "If you didn't pay the $5 fee here, what makes you think you won't have to pay it there?"
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 06:13:33 AM »
It could be true.  Judging by what we've seen and heard from the DUmp, it could be that rsmith either looked or smelled so disgusting, the manager felt compelled to request his departure.   He could have been stopping all traffic through the door!

He wasn't speechless due to rsmith's "brilliant" line, he was considering whether to call the competing store to warn that manager, or see if rsmith's move would drive business his way.   :rofl:  It would be a hard choice...do the kind thing, or the business thing.   :rofl:
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Re: DUmmy rsmithnumbers Spins Another Lame One
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2011, 06:50:47 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on October 02, 2011, 06:13:33 AM
It could be true.  Judging by what we've seen and heard from the DUmp, it could be that rsmith either looked or smelled so disgusting, the manager felt compelled to request his departure.   He could have been stopping all traffic through the door!

He wasn't speechless due to rsmith's "brilliant" line, he was considering whether to call the competing store to warn that manager, or see if rsmith's move would drive business his way.   :rofl:  It would be a hard choice...do the kind thing, or the business thing.   :rofl:

Alternately, the manager could have been speechless by the stench emanating from rsmith.  Having already had it invade his olfactory senses, said manager probably didn't want it around any longer (the sense of taste relies on smell, and said manager didn't want to have to taste the stench, too). :puke:
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