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Offline CG6468

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Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« on: September 30, 2011, 02:21:08 PM »
Start out with fruit flies....................


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Scientists have discovered one of the world’s first true aphrodisiacs

For most of us, the scent of decomposing organic matter is the last thing on our minds when we're...in the mood. But now scientists have shown that, at least for fruit flies, the smell of ripe and rotting fruit is the ultimate turn-on.

Could this help explain why other creatures, like humans, often associate food with sex?

Just one whiff flips the switch on courtship-initiating brain pathways. And while scientists have known for some time that these pathways could compel male flies to strut their stuff and initiate mating, what they didn't know was that these behaviors could be triggered with a smell.

"This is one of the first cases of a food aphrodisiac, a specific sensory pathway in the olfactory [smelling] system that triggers sexual behaviors," said Swiss researcher Richard Benton, who led the study.

"WOW! Do you smell rotten tonight! Wanna have some sex?
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2011, 02:28:22 PM »
Guess I am going to rub some rib eye on  my ass tonight  :naughty:
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2011, 02:43:47 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 30, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
Guess I am going to rub some rib eye on  my ass tonight  :naughty:

Why bother, tuna fish is food, isn't it?

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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2011, 02:53:01 PM »
 :rotf: :panic:  :rotf:
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2011, 02:55:08 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 30, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
Guess I am going to rub some rib eye on  my ass tonight  :naughty:

I'll throw you on the grill until medium rare.

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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2011, 03:06:49 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 30, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
Guess I am going to rub some rib eye on  my ass tonight  :naughty:

I dunno. When I think of your ass I see a pair of large hams.
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2011, 03:09:35 PM »
It all makes sense now - - -

All those posts and pictures of DUers and their dirty skanky apartments - and 3,500 abortions per day.  I think the scientists hit onto something here.  Stale Cheetos crumbs promote sex between DUers.
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2011, 03:15:47 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 30, 2011, 03:06:49 PM
I dunno. When I think of your ass I see a pair of large hams.

I heard a guy the other day say to a woman wearing a skirt "Those aren't calves, those are steers!"   :lmao:
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2011, 03:20:50 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 30, 2011, 03:15:47 PM
I heard a guy the other day say to a woman wearing a skirt "Those aren't calves, those are steers!"   :lmao:

H5 for being a good sport.
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2011, 04:03:25 PM »
Actually, I find the calves just fine for steering.
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2011, 04:30:40 PM »
It just so happens we are having a fruit fly hatch in this area?

Umm, the smell of sex in the morning!
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Re: Do you like relations ? (Sexual, that is.)
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2011, 06:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 30, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
Guess I am going to rub some rib eye on  my ass tonight  :naughty:

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