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Daddy, how was I born?
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September 30, 2011, 01:22:03 PM »
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and THEN we Googled each other!
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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YOU'RE GOT MALE!
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Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town
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Re: Daddy, how was I born?
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September 30, 2011, 02:57:26 PM »
the winking baby scares the shit outta me
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