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Offline dutch508

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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2011, 10:14:11 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 30, 2011, 09:57:38 AM
I've seen, literally, thousands of mugs of the CalPig primitive.

There's nothing particularly offensive about her looks, but at the same time there's nothing especially remarkable about her looks.

When one looks at the face of an ancient aged person, one looks for things that hint the sort of life that person's lead, to see if one's suffered much and borne it well, to see if one's marked by gentleness and compassion, to see if one's learned to understand and love, to see if one's serenely contemplating the Life to come.

The CalPig primitive betrays none of these things; only the picture of a well-preserved woman who's known nothing but affluence, ease and comfort, all her life.
The CalPig primitive's not a woman who's had to bear sorrow in her life.


Frank finally agrees with me...
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2011, 10:20:53 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on September 30, 2011, 10:14:11 AM

Frank finally agrees with me...

Yeah, that Adam's apple--which is apparently why the CalPig primitive is big on turtleneck sweaters--makes one wonder.

I had been with Bondai on this for a while, that the CalPig primitive used to be a man, but was surgically changed into a "woman." 

But then the CalPig primitive one time posted what was purported to be her picture of herself as a senior in high school--circa 1959 or 1960--showing she'd been born a femme, but with this thing on her neck.

And so now I'm up in the air again, speculating she's probably always been a woman.
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2011, 10:22:58 AM »
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When one looks at the face of an ancient aged person, one looks for things that hint the sort of life that person's lead, to see if one's suffered much and borne it well, to see if one's marked by gentleness and compassion, to see if one's learned to understand and love, to see if one's serenely contemplating the Life to come.

Mr. Goodkat: There was a time.

Nick Fisher: [waking-up, groggy. Looks at watch] Four thirty-five.

Mr Goodkat: I didn't ask what time it was. I said, there was a time.

Nick Fisher: There was a time?

Mr. Goodkat: M-hm. You see sweet brown sugar back there? She's pretty foxy, huh?

Nick Fisher: She's seventy.

Mr. Goodkat: If she's a day...but there was a time.
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2011, 10:56:46 AM »
Just so I understand, CalPig had a chopadickoffame so he would be more attractive to  the alternate sex?

And they want me to accept their perverted, pathetic, chosen life styles as normal?

Sorry Pig, you're just screwed up in the head.
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2011, 11:10:55 AM »
Peggy posts her picture for one person and only one person.   :-)

He never comments on her posts.  Never really acknowledges her yet, she still tries.

I find Peggy to be dumb as a rock. 
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2011, 11:12:52 AM »
Quote from: shadeaux on September 30, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
Peggy posts her picture for one person and only one person.
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2011, 12:30:48 PM »
Quote from: shadeaux on September 30, 2011, 11:10:55 AM
Peggy posts her picture for one person and only one person.   :-)

He never comments on her posts.  Never really acknowledges her yet, she still tries.

I find Peggy to be dumb as a rock.

You know, madam, last year I submitted eleven of the CalPig primitive's poems to Watchtower magazine.

Don't laugh--Watchtower's the largest circulating magazine in the world, and I thought the CalPig primitive's poetry deserved the widest possible audience.

Alas, I never even got a rejection slip; nothing.

I figure the deal-killer was that I insisted the face of the CalPig primitive grace the front cover of the edition of Watchtower in which her works were printed.

When thinking back, Watchtower was probably willing to print the poetry, but didn't want to put her on the front cover, too.
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #32 on: September 30, 2011, 12:41:06 PM »
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #33 on: September 30, 2011, 01:47:01 PM »
OMG    :lmao:
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Re: Calpig plops out a classic (picture thread)
« Reply #34 on: September 30, 2011, 04:29:52 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 29, 2011, 10:40:23 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9792661&mesg_id=9792661

Disappointed that no one has started a picture thread in many months, Calpig shamlessly decides to start her own picture thread, to plug her newest picture, purportedly snapped only last night:






I found this particular exchange between Calpig and dawg rather disturbing.  Which one is trying to pick up the other?


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