Which Republic Presidential candidate winning would make DU meltdown the most?

[Freeper]

I know if any Republic won the 2012 election the DUmp would go into meltdown, but I'm certain one of them will cause them to melt down the most.

I choose Herman Cain because a black Republican President would make their tiny brains explode. 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Cain.

The damage done to their race-baiting politics would be irreparable, especially once blacks started climbing out of the ghettos due to sound conservative economic policies. Sharpton and Jackson would be the only blacks left on the unemployment line.

[Freeper]

Cain.

The damage done to their race-baiting politics would be irreparable, especially once blacks started climbing out of the ghettos due to sound conservative economic policies. Sharpton and Jackson would be the only blacks left on the unemployment line.

Exactly, and every time they say something bad about President Cain, we get to scream, "RACIST!!!!!!!!111111 eleventy".

[Duke Nukum]

Bachmann because libs are way more misogynistic than they realize. But really it is quite the toss up.

[Delmar]

Jon Huntsman.  We're terrified of him.  We would be powerless against him.  Anybody but Jon Huntsman, please.

(DUfus mode)

[Freeper]

Bachmann because libs are way more misogynistic than they realize. But really it is quite the toss up.

She would be my second choice, Rick Perry is the third, he reminds them of Bush.

Of course if Palin entered the race and won, that would trump any candidate out there.  

[zeitgeist]

Cain.

The damage done to their race-baiting politics would be irreparable, especially once blacks started climbing out of the ghettos due to sound conservative economic policies. Sharpton and Jackson would be the only blacks left on the unemployment line.

What the waskly wrabbit says.   

[thundley4]

Cain only needs to do one more thing to really push their buttons, but I haven't heard him talk about it yet.  He doesn't talk about being a "fundie" .

[VivisMom]

I'm torn...I know they hate Cain because he's an Uncle Tom, but they also hate Santorum. I think a ticket of those two would send many of them back to the loony bin.

[miskie]

Cain for sure - He would single-handedly unlock the shackles that the Democrats keep the black community in.

[JGHB]

Bachmann-the first female Prez is a Conservative tea partier.....guaranteed gastrointestinal distress in Liberalville.

[Odin's Hand]

Cain only needs to do one more thing to really push their buttons, but I haven't heard him talk about it yet.  He doesn't talk about being a "fundie" .

Yep, and that is something Bachmann has over him to the DUmpmonkeys.

[Rebel]

Too up between Herman and Michelle, but I gotta go with Herman because, unlike the majority of black people, the Dims don't own all women.

[Duke Nukum]

She would be my second choice, Rick Perry is the third, he reminds them of Bush.

Of course if Palin entered the race and won, that would trump any candidate out there.  

They see Bush everywhere, even in Obama.

[BEG]

Imagine Cain with Rubio as VP, they would shit their pants.

[Freeper]

Imagine Cain with Rubio as VP, they would shit their pants.

One problem with that, y'all can't have Rubio we need him in the Senate for at least 2 terms. 

[BEG]

One problem with that, y'all can't have Rubio we need him in the Senate for at least 2 terms. 

I can have him if I want him. 

[dandi]

I voted Cain because of their inherent racism, but I really believe it would be a tie with Bachmann because of her religious faith. That and the fact that she would be the first female prez, a claim to which they believe should be their's by Divine Right.

[Duke Nukum]

I voted Cain because of their inherent racism, but I really believe it would be a tie with Bachmann because of her religious faith. That and the fact that she would be the first female prez, a claim to which they believe should be their's by Divine Right.

I still maintain that Obama is the first female prez.

[FreeBorn]

So far I am the lone dissenting "other" vote. I did this with Sarah Palin in mind, Mrs. Sarah Palin.
Even though she is not officially running (yet?) I think she would be the one to have the biggest effect on the Libtard Nation if she did and she did win.

Sure the zombies hate Cain because they view him through Rosa colored glasses and see him as a traitor but most Libtards are square whitebread yuppies deep down and only hoist the race card high if it suits them. They'll drop it just as quick, if it suits them and really that's what this is all about, THEM. THEM first and foremost in all things. Whatever makes THEM feel good at the moment is perfectly legitimate in any sense because it serves THEM and they don't care who gets plowed under so long as they get what they want RIGHT NOW.

Sarah Palin represents and is the living embodiment of everything they detest and abhor, especially in what they feel a woman should be. She has been married to the same man, her high school sweetheart for more than twenty three years. Their eldest son, Trig was diagnosed prenatally with Down syndrome but instead of aborting that corrupted clump of cells she chose to have him and she is by all accounts a wonderful mother and the personification of the matriarch of the nuclear family. She is a highly successful business woman and politician. She is a staunch proponent of the second amendment and a big game hunter. Oh, and did I mention she is smoking hot too? Have a look at the Libtard grrrrrrrrrrls (ouch!).

A Cain win would piss 'em off but a Palin win would cause them to burst into flames like vampires caught in the sunrise.

[Chris_]

A Cain win would piss 'em off but a Palin win would cause them to burst into flames like vampires caught in the sunrise.

That's one of the best descriptions of BDS/PDS I've seen.

[BEG]

I still maintain that Obama is the first female prez.

Racist 

[JakeStyle]

Imagine Cain with Rubio as VP, they would shit their pants.

Yup, that's the ticket.

[Ronin]

Cain obviously.

Especially if he keeps talking the truth about life on the Democrat "plantation" and the virtual brainwashing that has been going on.

Seriously.  It has to be getting through a lot of African American skulls that they have been totally cornholed by the Democrats, and that all the since the days of the "Great Society" have done nothing to improve their lives or the lives of their "people" in general.  Democrat talking points HAVE, however, paid for a lot of expensive suits and whiskey for Rev. Al an Jessie...

Now comes Cain.  Here's a man of undeniable Black American credentials. A hard working, honest, church-going, SMART man (much smarter than me). A man who took one look at life on the plantation and said "no thanks".

But despite the wonderful thought of Liberal heads exploding, the best part about a Cain administration would be having a President of that sheer wattage in office.  We need brains and guts if America is going to get out of the mess it's in now.  He has both.

[franksolich]

Well, for those who don't know, history again repeated itself tonight, down in Florida.

Jimmy Carter's "malaise" speech once again.

We all remember how that went over.

The Magic One told his audience America's "gone soft."