The Best Gay Quote You'll See All Week

[dandi]

I must admit, it is pretty gay.

Playinghardball  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-28-11 11:03 AM
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The Best Gay Quote You'll See All Week

*Then a graphic that reads:*

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species.

Homophobia is found in only one.

Which one seems unnatural now?

Source: MoveOn.org

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2017027

xchrom  (1000+ posts)        Wed Sep-28-11 11:08 AM
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2. love it! nt

RKP5637  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-28-11 11:23 AM
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3. K&R!!! n/t

Mnemosyne  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-29-11 01:14 AM
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4. The best ever, imho. K&R n/t

Unrepentant Fenian (673 posts)      Thu Sep-29-11 01:49 AM
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6. Perfect, I'm going to use it !!! nt

Well, I've got a couple for them:

Filial cannabalism (adults eating the young of their own species) is found in over 450 species.

Abhorrence of such a practice is found in only one.

Which one seems unnatural now?

Over 450 species shit where they damn well please.

Only one uses flush toilets.

Which one seems unnatural now?

You see, DUmbasses, "natural" does not necessarily equate to good or desirable for human beings. Otherwise, try eating a handful of castor beans, or spend twenty minutes or so naked in Lake Michigan in January. Get back to me on how good "natural' is.

And then...

itsallhappening (269 posts)     Thu Sep-29-11 09:58 AM
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8. I've always believed we should live like animals, especially when it comes to the way
 they choose sexual partners. I'm particularly fond of the way baboons just take what they want.

Obvious mole is obvious.  


 
 
 
 



 


 

[JohnnyReb]

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species.

Homophobia is found in only one.

Which one seems unnatural now?

The one that should and does know better.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

BNN covered this over a year ago:

Scientists Elated, Fearful Over Discovery of New Species

Near the Ross Sea, Antarctica - Scientists studying wildlife here on the antarctic ice shelf were overjoyed recently at what many believe to be the discovery of a new breed of penguin.

Known by their scientific moniker Aptenodytes Fabulous, the penguins are believed to be the first known example in nature of an almost exclusively homosexual species. “It’s a thrilling day for science,” said Dr. Ethel Weinhiemer, part of an expedition from the British Zoological Society. Dr. Weinhiemer says she started suspecting the existence of the new breed when groups of female penguins would follow her for hours whenever she wore plaid flannel shirts.

Some debate still lingers as to whether the penguins truly represent a new branch on the phylogenic tree or whether they are simply members of a more abundant species that have migrated from their home colonies to seek their own fortunes.

Apart from their sexual proclivities the penguins are easily identified by their extravagant and brightly colored nests.

But amid the celebrations came notes of concern. Numbers of the penguins are said to be dwindling rapidly and that has scientists and conservationists alarmed. “We are hoping to learn so much from these gentle and beautiful animals,” said Dr. Weinheimer, “but at the current rate of population loss they may not be around in another decade.”

Despite the fact that the penguins “fornicate like ferrets locked in a Viagra factory” Dr. Weinheimer says the animals seem unable to reproduce. “We just don’t understand what’s not working here,” she said.

Efforts are underway to see if the species can be preserved. Captive breeding programs have not yielded any results to date. In a desperate effort to better understand the mating habits of their charges Dr. Weinheimer and her lovely female assistant have taken to reviewing hours upon hours of film of the copulating animals, locking themselves in a room together with nothing more than a bottle of wine and a Michael McDonald greatest hits CD.

New efforts to preserve the penguins will center on encouraging other breeds to allow the endangered species to adopt eggs and a broad-based initiative to increase social tolerance and understanding of gay penguins through elementary school-aged education and positive portrayals in the media such as how to properly groom plumage.

[thundley4]

The fact that gays have to resort to adoption or other unnatural means to procreate tells everyone that being gay is defective and an evolutionary dead end.

[Rebel]

...and yet its still a deviation from normal, I.e. it is abnormal aka queer.

BTW, you DUmbasses, we're also one of the only species that is actually capable of acting on thought, not just instinct. Idiots.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Fur is found on over 45,000 species.

Furries are found in only one.

Which one seems unnatural now?

[Rebel]

Fur is found on over 45,000 species.

Furries are found in only one.

Which one seems unnatural now?

Touche.

[Tucker]

itsallhappening (269 posts)     Thu Sep-29-11 09:58 AM
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8. I've always believed we should live like animals, especially when it comes to the way
 they choose sexual partners. I'm particularly fond of the way baboons just take what they want.

Wonder how he feels about Geese?

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Wonder how he feels about Geese?

He's too busy ****ing sheep to get around to geese.

[jukin]

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species.

Homophobia is found in only one.

Which one is at the top of the food chain?

[FlaGator]

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species.

Homophobia is found in only one.

Which one has the ability to make moral judgements?

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species.

Homophobia is found in only one.

Homosexuals are no better than other hormone driven animals

[Tucker]

I just can't picture a Chimpanzee putting a Gerbil in his butt.

[GOBUCKS]

I just can't picture a Chimpanzee putting a Gerbil in his butt.

Or a Volkswagen.

[miskie]

This is why testing cosmetics on animals is wrong - first they are putting mascara on Maximilian the Chimp - next thing you know he has a starring role in an all male version of Cats - deep in the bowels of The Castro... 

[Ronin]

I just can't picture a Chimpanzee putting a Gerbil in his butt.

Now that was a mental image I didn't need.

[Celtic Rose]

This is the result of the argument that humans are "just another animal."  I'm sorry, but look around.  Do we act like "just another animal?"  I have a great deal of respect for nature, but don't give me that BS.

Anybody with dogs knows that some dogs will mount anything that stays still long enough, and some do it as a dominance display.  I have to wonder how many of these so called "homosexual" animals are doing something similar. 

[GOBUCKS]

Anybody with dogs knows that some dogs will mount anything that stays still long enough, and some do it as a dominance display. 

I don't know about that. The ultrawimpy stevenumbers is about as far from dominant as a person can get.

[MrsSmith]

Other perfectly natural animal actions include "stepfathers" killing the young of another male to make room for their own offspring, stressed mothers eating their own young (usually alive, and usually starting from the tail end), fathers eating their own young, and casual cannibalism.  They also include the stronger offspring killing the weaker, and adopted young killing the natural born offspring. 

If we accept that "natural" is an argument to approve of immoral actions, where does the line get drawn?

[MoshMasterD]

Not don't get me wrong, I have no prob with gay people.  But UNNATURAL?  You see, what the the DUchebags fail to realize is that our species has the one greatest god giving gift that no other species has.  The gift of REASONING!

[Erasmus]

If we accept that "natural" is an argument to approve of immoral actions, where does the line get drawn?

Liberals don't want any lines drawn, unless it interferes with someone's entitlements.  They want to be free to act as immorally as they see fit and they want the rest of America to pick up the tab for the consequences.  They want all sorts of freedoms, except for people with opposing political viewpoints, or Christians.  They want someone else to pay for their food, clothing, housing, abortions, drugs, and AIDS medication.  Liberals are indeed evil people.

[Paul Heinzman]

I just can't picture a Chimpanzee putting a Gerbil in his butt.

There is a YouTube of a chimp forcing a turtle to give him head. I wonder how many DUmmies tried that when it went viral.

A "monkey see, monkey do" type of situation, you know.

Correction: it was a frog, not a turtle. A turtle would've been absurd.

[Tucker]

There is a YouTube of a chimp forcing a turtle to give him head. I wonder how many DUmmies tried that when it went viral.

A "monkey see, monkey do" type of situation, you know.

Correction: it was a frog, not a turtle. A turtle would've been absurd.

That's it. No more deep fried frog legs for me.

[BlueStateSaint]

That's it. No more deep fried frog legs for me.

But, turtle soup is still okay?

[Tucker]

But, turtle soup is still okay?

The Turtle still had its virtue intact.