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Ban chimp testing, use liberals instead
« on: September 28, 2011, 06:17:53 PM »
OK, I'll admit: I have a soft-spot in my heart for brute beasts. Their suffering at the hands of their betters should be minimized. You are, after all, reflected in your actions to those whom you hold power over.

But this is...

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tblue37  (1000+ posts)      Wed Sep-28-11 10:21 PM
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3. I am actually hoping that _Rise of the Planet of the Apes_ might sensitize at least some
 more people to the plight of these poor creatures.

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Re: Ban chimp testing, use liberals instead
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 06:22:00 PM »
OK, I'll admit: I have a soft-spot in my heart for brute beasts. Their suffering at the hands of their betters should be minimized. You are, after all, reflected in your actions to those whom you hold power over.

But this is...

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Re: Ban chimp testing, use liberals instead
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2011, 06:34:48 PM »
Now, come on people, you know that liberals can't help it, they were just born that...wait, what?  They weren't?

Strap those ****ers down, then!  What are we waiting for?  Monkeys?  Sorry 'bout that, guys.
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Re: Ban chimp testing, use liberals instead
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 08:39:51 PM »
Now, come on people, you know that liberals can't help it, they were just born that...wait, what?  They weren't?

Strap those ****ers down, then!  What are we waiting for?  Monkeys?  Sorry 'bout that, guys.

Oh I don't know, given the fact that 50% of people are below average, it's quite probable that DUmbshits are just naturally born as stupid as a bag of hammers.

That doesn't mean they shouldn't be subjected to invasive vivisection and testing, to discover what the hell went wrong with the damned genome, mind you...
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