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Offline Chris_

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Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« on: September 26, 2011, 11:38:52 AM »
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Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man

A 23-year-old man on Sept. 19 told deputies his "female roommate" whacked him with a golf club, which the roommate apparently identified as a six iron.

"He said that they got into an argument over porn," the report states. "She told him to get away from her and he did not. She then grabbed a golf club and started beating him with it."

The 24-year-old woman appeared to be teed off and said she was leaving and not coming back.
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Someone wound up in the rough. :-)
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2011, 12:23:39 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 26, 2011, 11:38:52 AM
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Someone wound up in the rough. :-)

Must be a wife of  golfer, we still do not know what kind of club Tiger Woods wife used to smash in the windows on his car.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 02:18:08 PM »
Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the word "3-wood".   :-)
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2011, 02:36:07 PM »
She putt it where the sun don't shine.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2011, 03:17:07 PM »
Hope she yelled fore before smacking those balls
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 10:22:27 AM »
I wonder if he was trying for a "hole in one"?
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 11:20:43 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 27, 2011, 10:22:27 AM
I wonder if he was trying for a "hole in one"?
You've got a fairway to go before you beat Euph's pun.  :-)
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 11:41:33 AM »
Quote from: bijou on September 27, 2011, 11:20:43 AM
You've got a fairway to go before you beat Euph's pun.  :-)

Get a grip! 
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 11:45:43 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 27, 2011, 11:41:33 AM
Get a grip! 
That's a very feisty stance you're taking for a pun thread.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 11:46:46 AM »
I'm surprised she wasn't playing with his putter when this incident occurred.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 12:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 27, 2011, 11:41:33 AM
Get a grip! 

You shanked that quip. That could tee off anybody.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 03:10:04 PM »
I guess he won't be getting anything to eat at the 19th hole.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 03:23:23 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on September 27, 2011, 11:46:46 AM
I'm surprised she wasn't playing with his putter when this incident occurred.
I'm not, I heard she had iron self control.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 03:35:23 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 27, 2011, 03:23:23 PM
I'm not, I heard she had iron self control.

She must be driving a wedge between them, though. It's best just to chip away at the problem.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 03:57:32 PM »
I've come to expect bad puns here, they're par for course.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2011, 04:40:53 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 27, 2011, 03:57:32 PM
I've come to expect bad puns here, they're par for course.

Aw, on this thread, you're not much more than a bogey man.

You really should soar like an eagle instead of puttin' around with birdies.   :-)
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2011, 04:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 27, 2011, 04:40:53 PM
Aw, on this thread, you're not much more than a bogey man.

You really should soar like an eagle instead of puttin' around with birdies.   :-)
Oof! You deserve to have those puns hung round your neck like an albatross as an example to others.
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Re: Spat involving porn and golf club ends in bogey for Vero Beach man
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2011, 04:51:50 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 27, 2011, 04:50:11 PM
Oof! You deserve to have those puns hung round your neck like an albatross as an example to others.

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