http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1994509Oh my.
One's looking for the sparkling husband dude, but always running into his good friend Don instead.
NNN0LHI (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 09:53 PM
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Imagine being a Republican right now
And looking at a guy like Romney who has been running for president since the beginning of time. And they look at him just like we do but they are really trying to give him the benefit of the doubt and listen to what he has to say. But as they are watching and listening to him they can sense that something just isn't quite right about this good ole boy. They can't quite put their finger on exactly what it is, but they know something is wrong with this fellow. Kind of like his elevator doesn't quite make it all the way to the top floor. He looks and sounds kind of normal. Kind of resembles a talking mannequin in a Macy's window. Pretty bland. And Romney is the best chance they have.
See what I am talking about here?
I can't wait until they actually pick one of these clowns as their candidate. My heart goes pitter patter just thinking about President Obama going up against any one of these goof balls one on one. Bet President Obama can hardly wait too.
Don
I dunno, Don. I haven't yet seen an (R) candidate I don't like.
demosincebirth (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 09:55 PM
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1. Don't underestimate the stupidity of the American voter. Remember GWB?
Fondly.
Admirable man of character and principle and integrity, George Bush.
bluerum (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 09:58 PM
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3. Precisely. Twice. We got shrubbed twice.
Thank God.
Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 09:58 PM
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4. fool us once, shame on you ... fool us twice... umm...err... we won't get fooled again
TheDebbieDee (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 10:26 PM
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9. GWB wasn't elected.........either time.
nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 09:58 PM
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2. Careful...there was this b actor who the WH was in a flutter
We both remember the second term of the Carter administration, don't we?
begin_within (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 09:58 PM
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5. Looking at the sorry lot they have to choose from, I'd be pretty disheartened.
I dunno.
Compared with what's in the White House now, I think the (R) line-up is pretty damned stellar.
RegieRocker (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 10:02 PM
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6. I wold never imagine myself as a murderer ever.
Whoa.
A pro-life, anti-abortion, primitive? No way.
The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 10:03 PM
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7. Romney could be a droid. You have to wonder.
This is not the droid you are looking for, GOPers.
customerserviceguy (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 11:05 PM
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12. It's not his fault
Mormons just look like that.
DJ13 (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 10:10 PM
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8. looking at a guy like Romney who has been running for president since the beginning of time
Reagan also ran before 1980, it seems part of the GOP process to keep trying.
There are times I wish our party wasnt so quick to dismiss past also rans, as we had some very good people who might have become President if they werent thrown away after one try.
madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 10:26 PM
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10. If I was a republican right now, I would say that I got my tax cut, and **** everyone else.
doc03 (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-23-11 11:00 PM
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11. If I was a Republican right now I would think I have 2012 in the bank. It doesn't look good folks I don't care who they run.
By the way, does anyone know where the sparkling husband dude's been?
He's missed.