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Offline Tess Anderson

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"Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« on: September 23, 2011, 06:14:22 PM »
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kickysnana  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-23-11 06:11 PM
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Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV.
 Again they tell me that what I have is a case to be written up. All I want is normal people's problems thank you.
 

"Normal people's problems".  ::)

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aquart  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-23-11 06:13 PM
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1. And an iPAQ 3115, so cheap on eBay.
 Comes with Nevo, a universal remote. Mute the waiting room TV, change its channel, or turn the damn thing off. No one will know how it happened.

I adore mine.
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aquart  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-23-11 06:13 PM
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1. And an iPAQ 3115, so cheap on eBay.
 Comes with Nevo, a universal remote. Mute the waiting room TV, change its channel, or turn the damn thing off. No one will know how it happened.

I adore mine.
 
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 06:25:40 PM »
...unplugging trumps your cheap eBay iPAQ 3115.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 06:58:45 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on September 23, 2011, 06:14:22 PM
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"Normal people's problems".  ::)
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Ooh, change we can believe in.:whatever:
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 07:50:12 PM »
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aquart  (1000+ posts)        Fri Sep-23-11 06:13 PM
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1. And an iPAQ 3115, so cheap on eBay.
 Comes with Nevo, a universal remote. Mute the waiting room TV, change its channel, or turn the damn thing off. No one will know how it happened.

I adore mine.
Fascist!
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 08:06:16 PM »
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Again they tell me that what I have is a case to be written up. All I want is normal people's problems thank you.
I have no idea what that means. Sounds like a nadin essay.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 08:11:55 PM »
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6. Great job!
   
It's amazing what 1 person can do!!!

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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2011, 08:12:43 PM »
It must took a whole bunch of courage to ask the dentist to change the channel.  :whatever:
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2011, 08:15:38 PM »
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kickysnana  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-23-11 06:11 PM
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Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV.
 Again they tell me that what I have is a case to be written up. All I want is normal people's problems thank you.
 
Clarification.
Only person in the waiting area.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2011, 08:16:02 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 23, 2011, 08:12:43 PM
It must took a whole bunch of courage to ask the dentist to change the channel.  :whatever:
:bawl: :sad1:  You're a bully.

If I can reach the TV, I usually change the channel anyway.  Just my way of marking my territory.  And waiting rooms are boring.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2011, 08:23:04 PM »
It's really amazing. The DUmmies claim that the majority of the country has the same socialist/anti-American ideals that they spew, but every where they turn Fox News is on. Strange. It's almost like they are delusional idiots who have no grasp of reality.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2011, 08:28:49 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 23, 2011, 08:16:02 PM
:bawl: :sad1:  You're a bully.

If I can reach the TV, I usually change the channel anyway.  Just my way of marking my territory.  And waiting rooms are boring.
Yes, you're right.
Some painted little fruitcake is whinnning about that.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2011, 09:14:02 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on September 23, 2011, 08:23:04 PM
It's really amazing. The DUmmies claim that the majority of the country has the same socialist/anti-American ideals that they spew, but every where they turn Fox News is on. Strange. It's almost like they are delusional idiots who have no grasp of reality.

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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2011, 09:19:21 PM »
Go forth brave warrior.

I bet if the DUche had some better oral hygiene he would not have the case book tooth rot.

I anxiously await one of these info gestapo to be in my sphere of influence. I live in moonbat central and have yet to have any confrontations with a DUmbass.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2011, 05:23:12 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 23, 2011, 08:16:02 PM
If I can reach the TV, I usually change the channel anyway.  Just my way of marking my territory.

Well, it's better than pissing on the carpet . . . Who said that chris_ isn't teachable? :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2011, 10:55:43 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 24, 2011, 05:23:12 AM
Well, it's better than pissing on the carpet . . . Who said that chris_ isn't teachable? :tongue: :fuelfire:

If they really piss him off he'll not only change the channel. He'll change ALL the channels. To chris_.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2011, 11:02:00 AM »
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kickysnana  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-23-11 06:11 PM
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Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV.
how much change did you get?  Four quarters for a dollar?  Three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?  I've never seen a TV with a built in change machine, but imagine it can come in quite handy, especially in a dentists office.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #16 on: September 24, 2011, 11:08:51 AM »
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how much change did you get?  Four quarters for a dollar?  Three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?  I've never seen a TV with a built in change machine, but imagine it can come in quite handy, especially in a dentists office.

Now there's an idea, a coin operated TV ...and he that puts in the most money picks the channel.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #17 on: September 24, 2011, 01:14:44 PM »
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kickysnana  (1000+ posts)      Fri Sep-23-11 06:11 PM
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Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV.

That gives you an idea of how substantial a DUmmy's "bit" is.
You can imagine how puffed up and pleased this DUmbass was when the receptionist changed the channel.
She couldn't wait to get home to report to the DUmp.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #18 on: September 24, 2011, 01:51:10 PM »
You know I see these topics about fox on TVs and have to wonder, why do so many places have TVs?

I can only think of one place that has a TV around here and that's the hospital waiting room...no where else.

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how much change did you get?

Likely more then he got from Obama.
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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #19 on: September 24, 2011, 03:54:31 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on September 24, 2011, 10:55:43 AM
If they really piss him off he'll not only change the channel. He'll change ALL the channels. To chris_.

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Re: "Did my bit today. Requested and got change from FAUXNEWS on new dentist's TV"
« Reply #20 on: September 24, 2011, 04:00:58 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on September 24, 2011, 01:51:10 PM
You know I see these topics about fox on TVs and have to wonder, why do so many places have TVs?

I can only think of one place that has a TV around here and that's the hospital waiting room...no where else.

Maybe it's a regional cultural phenomenon; around here in the Sandhills, even the grocery stores have televisions (and tuned to Fox News).

That's the only time I pay attention to television--very briefly--and I'm mystified as to why it doesn't confuse and disorient hearing people.  They got one thing going on, on the left half of the screen.  Then the right half is divided, with two things going on.  And there's that crawling script at the bottom.

W-a-a-a-a-y too much "clutter;" it makes this head sore simply looking at it.
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