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Offline Chris_

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Nature's Toothbrush
« on: September 23, 2011, 08:54:18 AM »


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Re: Nature's Toothbrush
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2011, 09:24:55 AM »
Merciful heavens! A whole new use for a toothbrush!

I think I'll pass on this, though!  :lmao:
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Re: Nature's Toothbrush
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2011, 10:21:10 AM »
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Re: Nature's Toothbrush
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2011, 10:47:46 AM »
Well, there's no doubt that celery is full of fiber and fiber is nature's "broom".

I can think of better uses for old toothbrushes, though. Like this afternoon, for example. I gotta give my tuba a bath. The toothbrush is for the curvey spots.  :rotf:
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Re: Nature's Toothbrush
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2011, 10:52:35 AM »
The toothbrush is for the curvey spots.  :rotf:

That's what I've heard. I think it was from Gina.  :tongue:  :rofl:
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Re: Nature's Toothbrush
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2011, 12:41:33 PM »
Well, there's no doubt that celery is full of fiber and fiber is nature's "broom".

I can think of better uses for old toothbrushes, though. Like this afternoon, for example. I gotta give my tuba a bath. The toothbrush is for the curvey spots.  :rotf:

Ugh, make sure you throw it away or have a special "hidden" place for it after so no one uses it!!

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