Over the summer, my wife was cooking up some collard greens that we had received from the CSA we bought into. Well, she had been told that bacon was a necessary ingredient in anything dealing with collard greens. So, the bacon's sitting there, and I grabbed a slice . . . and then thought, "I wonder if . . . " I walked over to the pantry and pulled out a gummi worm. I ate it. Conclusion: Bacon does
not make gummi candies better.
Before you BS me for that blasphemy, think about this:
I tried it. You probably didn't.
