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Libertarian Haiku
« on: September 21, 2011, 05:55:10 PM »
Lbertarian Haiku
By Dr Tim Nerenz

It is my money
You go piss up a rope
Shame on you, wood tick

Do not take my gun
You will find it is unloaded
My other is not

Leave me alone
Hey! I said leave me alone
Leave me alone, asshole

Do as you wish to
You are none of my business
Quit making it so

Live out your conscience
Celebrate all your choices
Don’t send me the bill

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A few more at the link. This is the guy who wrote Own It.
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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 07:45:02 PM »
You are not my mom. 

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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2011, 08:08:44 AM »
I. Love. This!!!!!11!

Thanks for sharing teh awesome, Duke!   :hyper:
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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2011, 08:13:27 AM »
Paulbots are crazy
Claim true conservatism
Drink some more Kool-Aid
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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2011, 08:23:10 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 22, 2011, 08:13:27 AM
Paulbots are crazy
Claim true conservatism
Drink some more Kool-Aid

yeah?...well..."ism" isn't technically 2 syllables.

Paul"bots" are crazy
But don't confuse zealotry
With liberty. ism.
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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2011, 08:28:41 AM »
Dennis Kucinich
Paul wants him in Cabinet
Who's the moron now?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20109638-503544.html
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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2011, 08:35:46 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 22, 2011, 08:28:41 AM
Dennis Kucinich
Paul wants him in Cabinet
Who's the moron now?

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20109638-503544.html

Paul was just joking
Don't take it out of context
That's the media's job.
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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2011, 11:15:25 AM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on September 22, 2011, 08:35:46 AM
Paul was just joking

Was he?  They seem awfully chummy. 

And frankly, coming from a person who doubted the existence of Paul's racist newsletters, well...
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Re: Libertarian Haiku
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2011, 11:35:51 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 22, 2011, 11:15:25 AM
Was he?  They seem awfully chummy. 

And frankly, coming from a person who doubted the existence of Paul's racist newsletters, well...

not the existence -
but the author do I doubt
Wow nice recall dude!
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