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Offline shadeaux

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So a couple of baggers
« on: September 19, 2011, 04:50:09 PM »
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So a couple of baggers come strolling into the restaurant I was eating at the other day
 
 Edited on Mon Sep-19-11 12:25 PM by NNN0LHI

Just ragging loudly about how bad the economy is thanks to Obama.

One of them said we only voted for him because he was black and look at where we are now.

I turned to him and asked, "You voted for him?"

Bagger says, "No, no, no. I meant all the other people who voted for him."

Then he started complaining about being out of work. I said how long you been out of work? He said over a year.

I said do you know how much unemployment we got when I was laid off for almost two years straight once? He said no, how much? I said we got the initial 26 weeks and then one additional 13 week federal extension making a grand total of 39 weeks. And after 39 weeks they told you to hit the road jack and don't come back.

Bagger asks well when was that? I said the nearly two year long on layoff I was on began in 1984, but there were a few other layoffs even before that one.

About that time I swear I see out of the corner of my eye these two baggers using their fingers to count up who the president was back then. I thought for sure they were going to take off their shoes and socks and start using their toes to count with too.

The one louder bagger says, "Well I was doing pretty good back then. I was making $25 or $30 dollars an hour steady back then.

I said, oh, how old are you? You only look to be about 40 years old?

Bagger says "I am 42."

I said shit man, that only makes you about 10 years old back when you were making all that money during the 1980's when I was laid off.

Conversation was over. I got to eat the rest of my lunch in peace.

Don
 


I wear my bagger tag when I go out but I never get DUmmy recognition.  I even bring a camera just in case.

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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 04:51:16 PM »
I thought Don was broke.  Who has money to eat at restaurants in this horrible Obama economy?
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2011, 04:56:10 PM »
 :bs2flag: :bsmeter:

Such a fake tough guy with a fake encounter. I don't believe any of this Walter Mitty fantasy.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2011, 04:58:03 PM »
With liberals feelings matter. I feel that Don is lying.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2011, 04:59:00 PM »
I grew a beard just to walk into starbucks in my jeans and button up shirt and scowl at all the wifi freeloaders acting all cliche and uppity.  I stroll in, say I want some coffee; the largest you make and avoid the starbucks vernacular just to annoy them.  Then I stroll out, cup in hand, and make sure to scowl at everyone.  Scares the bejeebers out of them I am sure.  I guess I give them the old conservative stereotype they can pixelate over.

Of course no cream or sweeteners.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2011, 04:59:20 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 19, 2011, 04:51:16 PM
I thought Don was broke.  Who has money to eat at restaurants in this horrible Obama economy?
DUmmies run out of money all the time, but they never run out of lies.

It's kind of jarring when a senior DUmbass like Don spins a bouncy tale this lame.
There was another one yesterday, when nutcase nadin claimed to overhear (or over  hear) a grocery store manager bitching about his upper management.

Sad.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2011, 05:00:33 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 19, 2011, 04:59:20 PM
DUmmies run out of money all the time, but they never run out of lies.




That is good!
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2011, 05:02:16 PM »
Quote from: commonguymd on September 19, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
I grew a beard just to walk into starbucks in my jeans and button up shirt and scowl at all the wifi freeloaders acting all cliche and uppity.  I stroll in, say I want some coffee; the largest you make and avoid the starbucks vernacular just to annoy them.  Then I stroll out, cup in hand, and make sure to scowl at everyone.  Scares the bejeebers out of them I am sure.  I guess I give them the old conservative stereotype they can pixelate over.

Do you have a mullet?  That would add at least two bongs...

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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2011, 05:08:13 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 19, 2011, 05:02:16 PM
Do you have a mullet?  That would add at least two bongs...

 :-)

No mullet.  Hate that look, and not even I would go so far as to do that just to scare them.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2011, 05:13:42 PM »
This has got to be the dumbest bouncy ever,
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7. My most recent run in with a couple of T.HaterBaggers/LaRoucheDouche types...
   
I've seen them around my area of So. Cal..

They have a little ice cream cart, with all of their "Obama as Hitler" posters and shit.

Always 1 white guy and 1 black guy or woman.

My most recent duke out was to ask them to talk to me about their positions...they won't do it.

What they did was to start talking in "goo-goo" baby talk...and simply say that I was nothing but
a "little girl" (trust me, I'm a man!). After playing that game for about 5 minutes, I said to the
woman, "Well...you certainly have proved that you have a big pair of nuts on ya!" That shut her
up for about 10 seconds at least!

...I went inside the Wells Fargo branch (in front of which they were standing) and complained
that I felt "threatened and feared for my safety"...they would NOT call the police...guess the
Banksters are in bed with the Baggers.

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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2011, 05:15:44 PM »
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7. My most recent run in with a couple of T.HaterBaggers/LaRoucheDouche types...
   
I've seen them around my area of So. Cal..

They have a little ice cream cart, with all of their "Obama as Hitler" posters and shit.

Almost all of the Obama/Hitler posters are LaRouche Douches and they are liberals.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2011, 05:22:24 PM »
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SoapBox (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Sep-19-11 02:58 PM
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7. My most recent run in with a couple of T.HaterBaggers/LaRoucheDouche types...
   
I've seen them around my area of So. Cal..

They have a little ice cream cart, with all of their "Obama as Hitler" posters and shit.

Always 1 white guy and 1 black guy or woman.

My most recent duke out was to ask them to talk to me about their positions...they won't do it.

What they did was to start talking in "goo-goo" baby talk...and simply say that I was nothing but
a "little girl" (trust me, I'm a man!). After playing that game for about 5 minutes, I said to the
woman, "Well...you certainly have proved that you have a big pair of nuts on ya!" That shut her
up for about 10 seconds at least!

...I went inside the Wells Fargo branch (in front of which they were standing) and complained
that I felt "threatened and feared for my safety"...they would NOT call the police...guess the
Banksters are in bed with the Baggers.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Its like a contest to see who can create the more ridiculous fairy tale. This tall tale is such a farce! "I'm a man!" he claims then admits to a chickenshit attempt to cause his fictional adversaries grief.

I give SoapBox two  :stoner: :stoner: up for the laugh.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2011, 05:22:46 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 19, 2011, 05:15:44 PM
Almost all of the Obama/Hitler posters are LaRouche Douches and they are liberals.

It would be kind of nice to print that 'Y U no in jail' graphic the Ragers use, and then paste a pic of Obama covering all the corporate logos, though...
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2011, 05:23:00 PM »
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NNN0LHI  (1000+ posts)      Mon Sep-19-11 12:22 PM

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So a couple of baggers come strolling into the restaurant I was eating at the other day
 
 Edited on Mon Sep-19-11 12:25 PM by NNN0LHI

Just ragging loudly about how bad the economy is thanks to Obama.

One of them said we only voted for him because he was black and look at where we are now.

I turned to him and asked, "You voted for him?"

Bagger says, "No, no, no. I meant all the other people who voted for him."

Then he started complaining about being out of work. I said how long you been out of work? He said over a year.

I said do you know how much unemployment we got when I was laid off for almost two years straight once? He said no, how much? I said we got the initial 26 weeks and then one additional 13 week federal extension making a grand total of 39 weeks. And after 39 weeks they told you to hit the road jack and don't come back.

Bagger asks well when was that? I said the nearly two year long on layoff I was on began in 1984, but there were a few other layoffs even before that one.

About that time I swear I see out of the corner of my eye these two baggers using their fingers to count up who the president was back then. I thought for sure they were going to take off their shoes and socks and start using their toes to count with too.

The one louder bagger says, "Well I was doing pretty good back then. I was making $25 or $30 dollars an hour steady back then.

I said, oh, how old are you? You only look to be about 40 years old?

Bagger says "I am 42."

I said shit man, that only makes you about 10 years old back when you were making all that money during the 1980's when I was laid off.

Conversation was over. I got to eat the rest of my lunch in peace.

Don

I'm a fictional spirit-guide. I am NOT a mathematician. Nor do I claim to be a mathematician. But this doesn't add up.

Fairy Taling Don's layoff was in 1984. The made-up guy in the story is supposed to be 42 now. Wouldn't that mean that the made-up guy was around 15 in 1984?

If so maybe Don should have used his fingers to count before creating a fictionalized account.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2011, 05:31:03 PM »
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"goo-goo" baby talk

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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2011, 07:02:48 PM »
I said do you know how much unemployment we got when I was laid off for almost two years straight once? He said no, how much? I said we got the initial 26 weeks and then one additional 13 week federal extension making a grand total of 39 weeks. And after 39 weeks they told you to hit the road jack and don't come back.

Bagger asks well when was that? I said the nearly two year long on layoff I was on began in 1984, but there were a few other layoffs even before that one.

BS

I had a lying part time gas station preacher that worked 13 days for me in 1984 and the S.O.B. drew unemployment for 61 weeks....repeat, 61 weeks.

Long story but his parting words were, "You're going to hell." ...and mine were something like, "And it will be profanity, profanity, profanity, profanity, profanity like you that sent me there."

My blood pressure just shot up there remembering that. My X-wife wouldn't allow be to go to the unemployment office... :rotf:...she went and got him cutoff twice but he would go the state office in the state capitol and have a word of prayer with some woman there and get right back on it. The man over the local office even got mad about it and did everything he could to get him cut off but some bleeding heart would put him right back on..... :censored: :mad: :argh:
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2011, 07:16:24 PM »
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T.HaterBaggers/LaRoucheDouche

Someone needs to tell the DUmmies that Larouche ran as a Democrat.  Hard-core one, at that.

Oh, and DUmmies, before you try to come back with the Phelps clan/conservative bit, don't make me show the Gore/Phelps photo, mkay?
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2011, 08:32:32 AM »
Freeper, you said that this is "one of the dumbest bouncies ever."  Now, those are big words to fulfill, as the competition for that is fierce.  You may be right. 

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nothing but
a "little girl" (trust me, I'm a man!)....

...I went inside the Wells Fargo branch (in front of which they were standing) and complained
that I felt "threatened and feared for my safety".
   :panic:

From a little pushcart!   :lmao: :rotf:  Oh that was so funny.  Cringe-worthy, but funny.  It made me completely forget Don and his bad math and such. 
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2011, 11:38:29 AM »
Your classic Zero Bong Bouncy. 100% fake.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2011, 12:14:15 PM »
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7. My most recent run in with a couple of T.HaterBaggers/LaRoucheDouche types...
   
I've seen them around my area of So. Cal..

They have a little ice cream cart, with all of their "Obama as Hitler" posters and shit.

Always 1 white guy and 1 black guy or woman.

My most recent duke out was to ask them to talk to me about their positions...they won't do it.

What they did was to start talking in "goo-goo" baby talk...and simply say that I was nothing but
a "little girl" (trust me, I'm a man!). After playing that game for about 5 minutes, I said to the
woman, "Well...you certainly have proved that you have a big pair of nuts on ya!" That shut her
up for about 10 seconds at least!

...I went inside the Wells Fargo branch (in front of which they were standing) and complained
that I felt "threatened and feared for my safety"...they would NOT call the police...guess the
Banksters are in bed with the Baggers.


I have seen a ton of LaRouche weirdos when I lived in CA. They hung out in front of the postoffice all the time. My friend who lives in El Segundo had several run in's with them in front of Whole Foods. She had no idea who they were (she voted for Obama). When I told her what the whole LaRouche thing was about she didn't believe me. I told her to Google it and she came back and apologized.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2011, 04:33:04 PM »
So sad, they don't even try anymore.
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2011, 06:26:12 PM »
I think "proving" racism has replaced the cop jumping out of the bushes. I want the cop back. Can't they at least try to work him in once in a while?

For instance:
Of course I'm using quotation marks because I remember everything word for word!

So a couple of DUers walked into Burger King where I was eating and were saying mean things about tea baggers while NOT using their inside voices.

One of them, an old droopy eyed white guy with balding hair & a pony tail said, "Stupid rethugs, they're trying to undo all his hard work because the want to see him fail! If it wasn't for him I'd have to get a job. So would my neighbor. There aren't any jobs available that are up to my standards. I'm not going to work part time at Burger King."

His friend was some old hippie chick with one of those skirts they're always wearing and her tits hanging down to her stomach. Then they sorta blended in cuz her stomach was a little roly-poly, probably from too many munchies, not enough exercise. I don't think she's worn a bra since 1970. Anyway, she goes, "No, it's because they're racists! They hate black people. I have a degree in Cultural Anthropology. I should be working for a museum. But those racist tea baggers cut all grant funding.  They even want to take away our free health care before it goes into effect. At least I still have unemployment and can live with my parents."

Well, I knew since they were being so loud, they were just waiting for someone to respond. So I said, "No, I hate his white side too. Good thing you don't have to work like most of the rest of us do. The money you're using so you don't have to get a job comes from my pocket and the rest of the American taxpayers! When are you going to pay your fair share? That's all we ever hear. Maybe you should practice what you preach!"

That shut them up! Just when I thought I was through with these moonbats, a cop that was going through the drive through jumped into view.  They ran out screaming that someone needed to arrest those baggers for racism.  I didn't think they liked "the man" but they practically ran in front of his car. Next thing I see out the window the cop has gotten out of the car and they're yelling at him. So I got my order and left. But when I was coming out the door they were both in the back of the police car and the cop was holding a bag of pot!"

Stupid DUmmies!

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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2011, 07:13:16 PM »
If this actually happened, I would have told the DUmmie to STFU and mind his own business.  Why doesn't that phrase ever appear in their bouncies?
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2011, 07:22:52 PM »
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Cindie you silly girl !  That was fantastic !
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Re: So a couple of baggers
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2011, 12:23:55 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on September 21, 2011, 07:13:16 PM
If this actually happened, I would have told the DUmmie to STFU and mind his own business.  Why doesn't that phrase ever appear in their bouncies?

Hi5. That is how I would react.
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