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Offline Rick

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Bugs ... are our Friends
« on: September 16, 2011, 07:10:46 PM »
Met this sweet thing this morning. She nibbled my ear, ruffled my hair, but, it just is not going to work.

I am 60 years her senior and happily married.







UPDATE: Praying Mantes eat their mates.
Lol got to admire her ambitions.

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Offline Chris_

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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 07:11:49 PM »
Interesting.

The only thing I saw this week was another long-leg spider.
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 07:19:24 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 16, 2011, 07:11:49 PM
Interesting.

The only thing I saw this week was another long-leg spider.

How many legs did this spider have? :jerkit:

Now, granted the smilie I used is referred to as the jerkit, but...I merely intended to employ an icon denoting speculative interest in the question.  Is it MY fault CC is defective? :ohnoes:

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AHEM  :-) :naughty: :-)
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 07:22:28 PM »
I dunno, it was crawling across someone's desk the other day. :yawn:

This stupid cat does a decent job of killing and eating whatever bugs show up here.
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 07:29:13 PM »
Aw, now she's all disappointed Rick. You know she was so looking forward to eating your head right off your shoulders after the honeymoon!
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2011, 07:31:48 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on September 16, 2011, 07:29:13 PM
Aw, now she's all disappointed Rick. You know she was so looking forward to eating your head right off your shoulders after the honeymoon!

How do you know this was a Democratic female?
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2011, 07:32:50 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on September 16, 2011, 07:31:48 PM
How do you know this was a Democratic female?
She expected the victim to do all the work? :p
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2011, 07:39:34 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 16, 2011, 07:32:50 PM
She expected the victim to do all the work? :p

That, and afterwards she intends to suck the lifeblood from his tired veins. :whistling:
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2011, 10:11:37 PM »
Boy, you guys are harsh. She is sweet, but we are just going to be friends.
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2011, 10:39:56 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 16, 2011, 07:22:28 PM
I dunno, it was crawling across someone's desk the other day. :yawn:

This stupid cat does a decent job of killing and eating whatever bugs show up here.

Lucky duck.  One of my kids left a cat when she went off to college.  The only way I know it's spotted a bug is because she stops, stares, and then runs like heck away from it. 

The only thing she's good for is making me vacuum and mop more than I otherwise would.
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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2011, 04:46:44 PM »
I'm willing to accept bugs as friends as long as they stay outside my house. If I catch them inside, I turn all homicidal and kill them.

I guess that latter part might keep me from making bug friends.

and on second thought...outside I really don't want them touching me or I turn homicidal and kill them.

I've killed bugs for my gal friends too.

and crickets. hate the chirping little ********! If the sing in my house, I hunt them down, and I turn homicidal and kill them.

OK, I guess this who diversity thing isn't working out. No Bug friends for me.
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2011, 10:03:57 PM »
OK, so I killed this thread.

But the bottom line is: I'm a serial bug killer.
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2011, 10:10:11 PM »
Look what my husband found in our new house last week.

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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2011, 10:13:13 PM »
Quote from: BEG on September 17, 2011, 10:10:11 PM
Look what my husband found in our new house last week.



That's got pretty colors.
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Re: Bugs ... are our Friends
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2011, 10:18:42 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 17, 2011, 10:13:13 PM
That's got pretty colors.

Once I screamed like people do in the movies (like in old cartoons when a woman would see a mouse) when our miniature schnauzer brought in a freshly killed rat and dropped it on the dining room floor. I called my husband and made him come home from work to get rid of it. I would do it again if I found that scorpion in my house.
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