This whole thing was cringe-worthy and very hard to read. And yeah, where did those tickets come from? And if you are starving, why are you and your partner so morbidly fat? Yes, you've discussed that on the internet. I'm not sure you'll get a sex-for-lodging deal, unless you can find a chubby-chaser who enjoys the sound of needy whining.
But anyway...LC EFA and Skul, aren't you interested in the least? Come on! She's on her knees, ya know.