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Offline Thor

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Marines Vs Sailors
« on: April 28, 2008, 10:03:23 PM »
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A Marine and a Sailor were sitting in a Starbucks discussing which is the
superior service. The Marine mentioned Iwo Jima; the sailor Midway. The
Marine recited Tun Tavern; the sailor, John Paul Jones. Finally in an
attempt to master the situation the Marine puffed out his chest and said
"we invented sex"  After a very short interval the sailor said "That may be
true, but it was the Sailors who introduced it to women."

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Re: Marines Vs Sailors
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2008, 05:21:42 AM »
This will not end good. :-)
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Re: Marines Vs Sailors
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2008, 08:16:55 AM »
Quote from: Thor on April 28, 2008, 10:03:23 PM
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A Marine and a Sailor were sitting in a Starbucks discussing which is the
superior service. The Marine mentioned Iwo Jima; the sailor Midway. The
Marine recited Tun Tavern; the sailor, John Paul Jones. Finally in an
attempt to master the situation the Marine puffed out his chest and said
"we invented sex"  After a very short interval the sailor said "That may be
true, but it was the Sailors who introduced it to women."

 :fuelfire:
As a former sailor, Aye Aye!!! and H5
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