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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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I thought someone mentioned recently that RandomKool (aka the Cop Jumped out of the Bushes guy) was no longer posting at the DUmp. :???:

Anyway, he posts a funny about internet message boards:

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RandomKoolzip  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-15-11 11:10 AM
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A Guide to Being a Terrible Online Board Commenter

It looks like a lot of DUers already heed these lessons. God bless ya.

http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/stories/091411comments#4WR4Brcpk7rI2Jwv7ZdJ-Q


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Re: RandomKoolZip: A Guide to Being a Terrible Online Board Commenter
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 10:36:58 AM »
Ooops, that was I who erred, sir.

I thought he'd gone away.
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Re: RandomKoolZip: A Guide to Being a Terrible Online Board Commenter
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 10:38:11 AM »
Ooops, that was I who erred, sir.

I thought he'd gone away.

No big deal at all.  To be honest, I hadn't seen him post in quite a while.
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Re: RandomKoolZip: A Guide to Being a Terrible Online Board Commenter
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 11:16:02 AM »
A Guide to Being a Terrible Online Board Commenter

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Re: RandomKoolZip: A Guide to Being a Terrible Online Board Commenter
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 05:31:08 PM »
I thought Problem Comment was Nadin for a minute there.
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Re: RandomKoolZip: A Guide to Being a Terrible Online Board Commenter
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 06:19:36 PM »
I didn't read it. Did any cops jump out of any bushes?
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