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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2011, 08:16:11 PM »
And sexist... Because ladies usually don't leave testicle prints... Usually...
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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2011, 08:44:27 PM »
I'm sure a lot of DUmp women wear TruckNutz.

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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2011, 12:29:02 AM »
I'll be honest, I've never seen anyone walking around naked in San Francisco.  Don't think I've ever been to the Castro District so that may explain it...

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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2011, 07:50:25 AM »
San FranFreako desperately needs a morality shock team to descend upon it and straighten those heathens out.

I think this bunch of gals would be a splendid choice (no 18" wooden rulers anymore though).



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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2011, 08:42:28 AM »
There is a reason that Health Departments, brought to you by the beloved government, requires foodservice workers to wear gloves and contain their hair.  (At Sam's Club I even saw a guy wearing a beard protector.  Silliest looking thing, I'd just shave if I were him).  The rules are quite stringent.  Can you imagine now a stray short&curly landing on someone's plate? 

The lunatics at the DUmp who are so in favor of this 24/7 public nakedness need to know they're scoffing at government regulation. 


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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2011, 08:47:13 AM »
I'll be honest, I've never seen anyone walking around naked in San Francisco.  Don't think I've ever been to the Castro District so that may explain it...

Sounds like a place I'd avoid too.
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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2011, 12:06:41 PM »
And sexist... Because ladies usually don't leave testicle prints... Usually...
Hmmm...you've never been to San Francisco, have you?

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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2011, 01:27:49 PM »

     Sir, I wish The Magistrate, sir, would choke on a dick, sir, and, die, sir.

That would never happen, he's had too much experience.  More than likely he'd die of a brain aneurysm attempting to work a simple desk job for a day.

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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2011, 01:36:37 PM »
That would never happen, he's had too much experience.  More than likely he'd die of a brain aneurysm attempting to work a simple desk job for a day.


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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2011, 02:03:23 PM »
Have you ever noticed that when ever nudity is declared legal some where the only people who actually take advantage of it are always gross old men?

KNOCK IT OFF YOU PERVS! You are scaring away the hot college chicks!

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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2011, 02:52:18 PM »

^5 for letting me use the avatar, btw.

Hey no sweat!  We're just spreading the wealth, lol.

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Re: DU LOCKS thread re: public health issues from people walking around naked.
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2011, 04:08:07 PM »
Zombietime did a photo essay of the Folsom Street Fair in San Fransisco a couple years ago and it is just unbelievably disgusting, there are pictures of cops standing and watching as men masturbate and stroll around naked on a public street.  I was going to link it but it's just too gross.  I'm sure the DUmmies approve.  



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