Message to nudists: At least be sanitary

[JakeStyle]

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/cityinsider/detail?entry_id=96901

The naked truth, it seems, is that San Francisco is once again going to emerge as a city ripe for ridicule -- or a beacon of free expression -- depending on your point of view. The latest issue? Public nudity.

Supervisor Scott Wiener will introduce legislation today intended to get to the bottom of the gross-out factor when it comes to public nudity.

His proposal would require people who bare all for all to see to at the very least place a towel or like item underneath them when they sit down. The proposed restrictions also would require nudists to cover up before they enter a restaurant.
Three friends known as

Three friends known as "The Naked Guys" became locally famous for making a nude jaunt through the Castro three times a week. (Chronicle/Mike Kepka, 2009 file photo)

''San Francisco is a liberal and tolerant city, and we pride ourselves on that fact,'' said Wiener. ''Yet, while we have a variety of views about public nudity, we can all agree that when you sit down naked, you should cover the seat, and you should cover up when you go into a food establishment.''

Wiener represents the Castro District, where over the last year it has become increasingly common to see guys au natural (except, perhaps, for donning a pair of sneakers or flip-flops) walking down the street or gathering in the popular plaza at Market and 17th streets.

[Eupher]

This kind of culture is characteristic of sick, self-centered narcissism that San Fransicko seems to be infested with.

When that next big-assed earthquake hits SF and the whole shitload collapses on itself, let's see how many of those sick bastards trot their junk around on review.

[SherryBaby]

I love that a guy named Wiener represents Castro. 

[JohnnyReb]

Reason #72,934 of why NOT to visit San Francisco.

[DLR Pyro]

Three friends known as "The Naked Guys" became locally famous for making a nude jaunt through the Castro three times a week. (Chronicle/Mike Kepka, 2009 file photo)

hmmmm, three "friends" in the castro district know as the "the naked guys".  I think "the naked fags" is a better moniker for truth in advertising.

[Karin]

Here's a moonbat comment from the SFGate:

kattykorn
6:24 PM on September 6, 2011

These comments demonstrate what a repressed society we Americans are. The sight of a naked body is somehow damaging to a child? Do we really consider our own bodies such a shameful and nasty thing? Nakedness should seem entirely natural to children. Is the objection here that they are men and not women? Or is that they are old and not young and buff? Or is that they are gay? If your children see this terrifying sight you want to beat these guys? Nudity does not equate with sex except in the minds of some. If Americans could move past their repressed sexuality and guilt this wouldn't even be an issue. Get over it. Too many REAL issues require your outrage.

Well, looking at the picture at the article, they are shameful and nasty.  "Nakedness should seem entirely natural to children."  Oh come on.      

Two people replied to her, saying they don't want to sit where someone's sweaty ass had been. 

[Eupher]

Actually, it's a cultural issue more than anything (notwithstanding the sanitary, sweaty ass argument, which is most definitely valid).

Most Americans hold the view that nudity is not a public spectacle. It's not something that should be paraded around like somebody holding a flag -- or something else.

It's simply bad taste and poor consideration for others.

We all know what kind of junk we've got. There are no secrets there. But insisting that somebody get a good eyeful of our junk by parading down the street isn't characteristic of AMERICAN culture, and even European culture.

I've spent some time on topless/nude beaches and I've seen plenty of junk -- but the understanding is that those places are indicated for that type of thing -- not out in the general public.

Kids have enough to worry about. Why saddle them with this kinda shit at a young age?

San Fransicko -- home of the perpetually loony. 

[DefiantSix]

San Fransicko -- home of the perpetually loony. 

If by some crazy happenstance, San Fagsicko doesn't slide off into the Pacific with the shithole down south, do you suppose the residents would notice if the rest of the country just kinda walled in the damned place and turned it into the world's largest insane asylum?

[CG6468]

This crap is really a shame. Frisco is such a pretty city and has a great waterfront.

But nowadays, as JohnnyReb said,

Reason #72,934 of why NOT to visit San Francisco.

[seahorse513]

I am sorry, i don't want my nieces or great nieces seeing some old guy running around in the buff. It's called modesty, they need to get some..

[CG6468]

I am sorry, i don't want my nieces or great nieces seeing some old guy running around in the buff. It's called modesty, they need to get some..

Don't be sorry for being normal. 

[Wineslob]

These are the same people that think sex with boys and blowing up their scrotums is très chic.

[CG6468]

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug[/youtube]

[JohnnyReb]

Here's a moonbat comment from the SFGate:

Two people replied to her, saying they don't want to sit where someone's sweaty ass had been. 

Yep. In San Francisco you have to worry about skidmarks inside and outside....

That's one of the many problems when kids have 2-daddy's...no mother to tell them to put on clean underwear when they leave home.

[T-Monay820]

City officials have, for the most part, kept hands off the naked guys...

have called on officials to crack down on the nudists.

And then the Wiener thing.

This reads like one big joke story.

[vesta111]

And then the Wiener thing.

This reads like one big joke story.

I have been rethinking this problem and kind of changed my mind on some things.

Mandatory  public nudity for those over 45 years old will send the youth off to a exercise gym or at least start jogging.

This may be of help to the hormone raging young boys that cannot get the sight  out of their mind.  Darn this broad is gorgeous but I saw her mother and wonder if I want be with a woman that looks like her mother 10 years from now.

Woman who go for the Jocks will see what they will look like in a few years from seeing his dad bobbing down the street.

This may in fact be a good thing for society, people will loose weight, exercise and get healthy.  Kids will see what actually happens to people that do not eat healthy and they do not want to look like then in any way.

All the problems with naked folks sitting somewhere will just cause people to become immune to some diseases.

Give it a go, just try it out as a social experiment, This should be most interesting. 

[Delmar]

I have been rethinking this problem and kind of changed my mind on some things.

Mandatory  public nudity for those over 45 years old will send the youth off to a exercise gym or at least start jogging.

This may be of help to the hormone raging young boys that cannot get the sight  out of their mind.  Darn this broad is gorgeous but I saw her mother and wonder if I want be with a woman that looks like her mother 10 years from now.

Woman who go for the Jocks will see what they will look like in a few years from seeing his dad bobbing down the street.

This may in fact be a good thing for society, people will loose weight, exercise and get healthy.  Kids will see what actually happens to people that do not eat healthy and they do not want to look like then in any way.

All the problems with naked folks sitting somewhere will just cause people to become immune to some diseases.

Give it a go, just try it out as a social experiment, This should be most interesting. 

Because everybody over 45 is ugly and gross and the only thing they're good for is to serve as a bad example.

[vesta111]

Because everybody over 45 is ugly and gross and the only thing they're good for is to serve as a bad example.

Not really Delmar, there are great body's on some folks into their 70's  --Check out the big Buddhas that wears just a cloth over his manhood.   Why is this hidden behind a cloth, why is a naked Jesus on the cross have a cloth over his privates.

There has to be a reason that the only sculpture I can think of is David  with it all hanging out. Something in the human mind of civilized people thousands of years ago decided that what we have below the waist must be hidden.

Is this total nude thing an aberration in life, do these people visit family in the buff, go to church or on a job interview in this manor ??????

What do they expect to get from this action that raises eye brows????   Woman can get away by going topless in NYC,  what is the point, who really cares but the half naked female herself.

Animals run about naked with their Penis on display, kind of hard to ignore a Clydesdale in heat. So are these human males going back to the Jungle in their minds and expecting others to accept them as we do monkeys in a zoo ????

     

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Not really Delmar, there are great body's on some folks into their 70's  --Check out the big Buddhas that wears just a cloth over his manhood.   Why is this hidden behind a cloth, why is a naked Jesus on the cross have a cloth over his privates.

There has to be a reason that the only sculpture I can think of is David  with it all hanging out. Something in the human mind of civilized people thousands of years ago decided that what we have below the waist must be hidden.

Is this total nude thing an aberration in life, do these people visit family in the buff, go to church or on a job interview in this manor ??????

What do they expect to get from this action that raises eye brows????   Woman can get away by going topless in NYC,  what is the point, who really cares but the half naked female herself.

Animals run about naked with their Penis on display, kind of hard to ignore a Clydesdale in heat. So are these human males going back to the Jungle in their minds and expecting others to accept them as we do monkeys in a zoo ????

     

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAOxY_nHdew[/youtube]

[Gina]

I am sorry but I never want to see a man casually walking around with flip flops  naked unless it's in the bedroom.  Ewwww.

[Karin]

I was in St. Thomas at a clothing optional beach, and some dude was starkers.  He jogged happily across the beach and toward the water.  I don't want to see that.  Little thing bouncin around. 

[vesta111]

I was in St. Thomas at a clothing optional beach, and some dude was starkers.  He jogged happily across the beach and toward the water.  I don't want to see that.  Little thing bouncin around. 

When one comes right down to it, I find the idea of being clothed at a nudest camp most interesting. Just wearing a tiny bikini and watching all the strangers in their birthday suits  going about life starkers.

This does not compute here, I would end up in ER from broken ribs from laughing.

 Other side would be how to interact with both sexes and what would the conversation be about. ???  Would I be able to remember the eye color of anyone as I was not looking at their face?????

How to have a conversation about world events when the stranger has this thing, wig waging about. How to talk to a female with big hooters and not wonder if they are real, how to ignore a woman with 15 pounds of bush from the waist down.    Darn if I had that much hair I would braid it and put bells on the end.

A walk on the wild side, interesting but so is raw tofu and Japanese sea weed.   

[Eupher]

When one comes right down to it, I find the idea of being clothed at a nudest camp most interesting. Just wearing a tiny bikini and watching all the strangers in their birthday suits  going about life starkers.

This does not compute here, I would end up in ER from broken ribs from laughing.

 Other side would be how to interact with both sexes and what would the conversation be about. ???  Would I be able to remember the eye color of anyone as I was not looking at their face?????

How to have a conversation about world events when the stranger has this thing, wig waging about. How to talk to a female with big hooters and not wonder if they are real, how to ignore a woman with 15 pounds of bush from the waist down.    Darn if I had that much hair I would braid it and put bells on the end.

A walk on the wild side, interesting but so is raw tofu and Japanese sea weed.   

 

Damn, vesta, you've definitely brightened up my morning! On the other hand, braiding up your bush and putting bells on the ends is a visual I just don't need right now.....

Still, you get a h5 for the laugh.

[Rebel]

I have been rethinking this problem and kind of changed my mind on some things.

Mandatory  public nudity for those over 45 years old will send the youth off to a exercise gym or at least start jogging.

49 years old:

[Rebel]

BTW, he also runs a 4.39 in the 40, at 49. There are 21 Y/O RB's and WR's not running that.