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You guys need to cut it out
« on: September 06, 2011, 10:23:07 PM »
I may have to go to the hospital for broken ribs......


from laughing so much!!!
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2011, 11:02:19 PM »
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 12:06:47 PM »
What has you laughing?






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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 12:11:00 PM »
What has you laughing?

Your raccoon nuts make me giggle.
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 12:40:53 PM »
Your raccoon nuts make me giggle.

They are a little furry and bouncy aren't they?   :whistling:






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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 12:53:42 PM »
What has you laughing?
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Frank's stories for starters.

A lot of the Youtubes you put up

The comments after the quotes from the DUmpster

Comments to each other

Some of the emoticons...especially the overreaction one..that is my fave...
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A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 08:57:39 PM »
They are a little furry and bouncy aren't they?   :whistling:

Bouncy and furry nuts.

Sounds like a medical condition.  :-)
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2011, 10:44:08 AM »
Your raccoon nuts make me giggle.


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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2011, 04:30:52 PM »
They are a little furry and bouncy aren't they?   :whistling:


Gina's reaction?



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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2011, 05:43:20 PM »
:rofl:

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 12:53:28 AM »
:rofl:

I must say, we are blessed with real talent here.

And gracious beauty too, as exemplified by yourself, madam.
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 05:11:27 AM »
 Anyone seen the new Ben and Jerry's new ice cream named Sweaty Balls ????

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2011, 10:55:14 AM »
Anyone seen the new Ben and Jerry's new ice cream named Sweaty Balls ????

I love ice cream, but no way would I eat something called sweaty balls. They can keep that sweat to themselves... :lmao:
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2011, 05:12:10 PM »
And gracious beauty too, as exemplified by yourself, madam.
:-) Thank you!
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2011, 05:40:03 PM »
Anyone seen the new Ben and Jerry's new ice cream named Sweaty Balls ????

I believe that it's actually called "Schwetty Balls."  It's taken from an old SNL skit, IIRC.
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2011, 08:47:33 PM »
Well another that makes me chuckle is my paranoia over bitchslaps. i want to know who and why... :argh:
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2011, 09:26:34 PM »
I believe that it's actually called "Schwetty Balls."  It's taken from an old SNL skit, IIRC.

You are correct!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVChao15oDw[/youtube]
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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2011, 09:33:00 PM »
You are correct!

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVChao15oDw[/youtube]
Back to the hospital to have my ribs rebound!! :rotf:
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2011, 09:38:16 PM »
Back to the hospital to have my ribs rebound!! :rotf:

Thanks!  :yahoo:

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2011, 08:03:06 PM »
In another skit from that episode, Alec Baldwin did a great Saddam Hussein-in-jail bit.

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2011, 08:11:42 PM »
Thanks!  :yahoo:

My philosophy of life is: If I can't make someone laugh or smile every day, then why even get up in the morning.

Yeah, and mine is, "Joke 'em if they can't take a ****."

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2011, 08:36:02 PM »
Yeah, and mine is, "Joke 'em if they can't take a ****."

Somehow nobody ever laughs anymore.
untrue!! I chuckle everytime i see that avatar of yours. The movie it came from was great too.
There 2 quotes you made when over at the other forum were pretty comical as well. Both of which were to your bff, Cujo, and the other one was the she-bitch to you.
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2011, 12:16:02 PM »
untrue!! I chuckle everytime i see that avatar of yours. The movie it came from was great too.
There 2 quotes you made when over at the other forum were pretty comical as well. Both of which were to your bff, Cujo, and the other one was the she-bitch to you.

I thought that was him  :lmao:  that's from a movie?






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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2011, 12:22:22 PM »
I thought that was him  :lmao:  that's from a movie?
Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder, Terri Garr, and Madeline Kahn, great cast and funny!!!
The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: You guys need to cut it out
« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2011, 12:40:14 PM »
Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder, Terri Garr, and Madeline Kahn, great cast and funny!!!

I thought the avatar was "The Big Lebowski."

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