What kind of pathetic life would I have to need a second chance from DU?
Dear DU homosexuals, I am sorry you are so thin-skinned. You think nothing of insulting Catholics and calling well-adjusted, normal folk "breeders" but someone attempts to engage in satire in your defense and you jump on a chair screaming like a 1950s housewife caricature who has just spied a mouse?
You're almost more pathetic than the guy who is apologizing for attempting to defend you. Get your hormones in balance.