More likely, her eyes are burning from the stench. (Don't get too close, Cindy dear, you might get something on you!)
And what's up with that pseudo Amish beard of his? Looks like a post-pubescent cabbage patch doll.
The stench: smoke residue from a few packs of Kools, sweat, sebum, respiration of a few six packs of Bud, essence of garlic, a bit of salt, rancid ketchup, and of course farts.
The guy's shorts probably have enough evidence to write an entire season of CSI.