Any ideas on what happened to TwixVoy?

[BannedFromDU]

I'm guessing he's living under a bridge somewhere. Or behind a Target.

[zeitgeist]

And did Bobo the Hobo get hauled of to the impound lot? 

Did she get one of the jackets with sleeves that tie in the back?

Catch a granite pizza?

Inquiring minds want to know. 

[franksolich]

I'm guessing he's living under a bridge somewhere. Or behind a Target.

There's lots of primitives who've been missing in action for a while.

The sparkling husband dude doesn't count, because he's only away for the holiday weekend.

I'm still contemplating the sad fate of the hippywife primitive.

[BannedFromDU]

There's lots of primitives who've been missing in action for a while.

The sparkling husband dude doesn't count, because he's only away for the holiday weekend.

I'm still contemplating the sad fate of the hippywife primitive.

I know he got canned on his first day at Whole Foods for showing up drunk. After that I think he loitered at Target, clucking over how few customers they had and how we needed to convert all of our wealth to gold. In his case, that meant trading a piss-soaked blanket for a tooth filling that had fallen out of a hobo's mouth in a back-alley fight over a can of beans. Then he had an epic bouncy about shutting down a white lady in the grocery store, and that was it.