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DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« on: September 01, 2011, 08:12:57 PM »
DUmmy Egalitariat betrays his real feelings about the Kenyan, with a Freudian slip:
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Egalitariat (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:08 PM
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Niggardly
A co-worker of mine used this word in a sentence today. He used it correctly, and in proper context. But I was still taken aback.

Its origins have nothing to do with the racial slur, but it just sounds so wrong.

I can't decide how I should feel about it.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 08:33:09 PM »
Really, really stupid. I wonder how the DUmmie feels about the word "homophone?"

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 08:36:04 PM »
What a loser.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2011, 09:19:04 PM »
I have said it before, it must suck to be a Dzummie.  Never sure of what you can or can not say. Not knowing how you should feel about any given subject until you get your talking points and being offended at every turn.

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2011, 11:44:17 PM »
Oh the drama.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 12:03:06 AM »
This DUmmy has no idea what the word means:
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Motown_Johnny  (1000+ posts)        Thu Sep-01-11 09:10 PM
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1. there are other words that would communicate the same message
just as well

I see no reason to use it


This DUmmy disqualifies any word with more than one syllable:
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Zywiec (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:11 PM
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4. Anything that sounds wrong
even though most educated people know what it means, must be a racial slur.


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Aerows   (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 10:29 PM
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I can't stand Katy Perry for a multitude of reasons, but the one in particular is the UR so gay song.
 
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More democrat linguists chime in:
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Zanzoobar (375 posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:19 PM
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10. We need some words like "Honkily" and "Chinkily".
That would even things out, and everyone could feel equally offended when their little ox was gored.

 

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aikoaiko (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:21 PM
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12. I feel the same way when people order the baked pollock for dinner.

 

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Nye Bevan  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:22 PM
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14. S******
needs to be avoided for the same reason.



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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 02:41:09 AM »
Racists are people who only focus on race...DU cares more about skin color than content of character. They don't see a human they see a color and they don't even think enough of them to do more than placate them with whatever morsels they deign to throw them.

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 02:03:38 PM »
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Nye Bevan  (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:22 PM
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14. S******
needs to be avoided for the same reason.

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 02:16:35 PM »
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Egalitariat (1000+ posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:08 PM
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Niggardly

 :panic: :panic: :panic:  OMG, he used the "N" Word!!!!  :panic: :panic: :panic:
Biden is an illegitimate President.  Change my mind.

Police lives matter.

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 02:56:08 PM »
...and when we're done purifying English, we can move on to other racist languages.  How dare someone tell a Blackamerican "Niga Yuh gi anja", on a bus ferdangsake!

Niga Assault

But seriously, folks; the race card has been played in spades.  Indeed, if our education system were not so niggardly, people would not be spooked like startled 'coons, causing the rest of us who know these words to s******...

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Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black!

(pant pant pant)

Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black!

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 03:14:34 PM »
I just put a new toner cartridge in my printer at work.  In addition to the outside box indicating the color of the toner was black, schwarz, noir, preto, zwart, and svart, it aslo indicated the word "negro" as the color of the toner?  should I be offended?  As a straight white male, can I be offended?  Who can I report this to so others can be offended?
Biden is an illegitimate President.  Change my mind.

Police lives matter.

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 03:32:02 PM »
...and when we're done purifying English, we can move on to other racist languages.  How dare someone tell a Blackamerican "Niga Yuh gi anja", on a bus ferdangsake!

Niga Assault

But seriously, folks; the race card has been played in spades.  Indeed, if our education system were not so niggardly, people would not be spooked like startled 'coons, causing the rest of us who know these words to s******...

o-wot-the-hail...

Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black!

(pant pant pant)

Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black! Black!

(Are you as tired of it as I am?)

Black is acceptable. Keep in mind that obama was the first and only black person for years. It states it on his birth certificate. Up until that moment, they were called negroid or negro. It would be several more years before society caught up with obama. 
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2011, 05:30:51 PM »
Who can I report this to so others can be offended?
go to the E.U. and demand them to make Portugal change their language or they will finally let them default

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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 05:50:55 PM »
I have said it before, it must suck to be a Dzummie.  Never sure of what you can or can not say. Not knowing how you should feel about any given subject until you get your talking points and being offended at every turn.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2011, 07:12:44 PM »
We need a listing of 'banned' words because they 'sound wrong'....

Niggardly
Browning
Yellowing
Homogenized
Gayla
Cocktail
Crotchety
Titillation
Spunky
Petcock

and of course.. Bush.

..and the primitives think 'we' are a bunch of Tea Totalers...

feel free to add your own..



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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2011, 07:21:09 PM »
We need a listing of 'banned' words because they 'sound wrong'....

Niggardly
Browning
Yellowing
Homogenized
Gayla
Cocktail
Crotchety
Titillation
Spunky
Petcock

and of course.. Bush.

..and the primitives think 'we' are a bunch of Tea Totalers...

feel free to add your own..
Don't forget "cockpit".
That one has been replaced by "flight-deck".
There are so many female drivers out there now, and nobody wanted to refer to it as a box-office. :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2011, 07:58:49 PM »
I refuse to 86 Browning from my vocabulary.

I own 13 1911's and have owned over 100 in my lifetime. I've owned several Hi Powers as well. John Browning is the greatest firearms designer, ever.

I bought the one in my avatar in 73.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2011, 07:59:16 PM »
Truly, the intellects of these people cannot even begin to be estimated.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2011, 08:00:05 PM »
I refuse to 86 Browning from my vocabulary.
I use that term for another activity.  It usually happens in the bathroom.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2011, 08:05:05 PM »
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Zanzoobar (375 posts)      Thu Sep-01-11 09:19 PM
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10. We need some words like "Honkily" and "Chinkily".


Can you use that in a sentence?
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2011, 08:16:44 PM »
Chink?

Racist asshole.
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Re: DUmmy Insults The Jug-Eared Muslim
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2011, 08:45:31 PM »
I use that term for another activity.  It usually happens in the bathroom.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=86
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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2011, 08:47:29 PM »
No, the other one. :rofl:

Browning = #2
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« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2011, 08:54:23 PM »
No, the other one. :rofl:

Browning = #2

I connected the 86 with get rid of something.  O-)
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2011, 09:23:22 PM »

Can you use that in a sentence?

He honkily gazed down his nose at his fellow New Yorkers from his townhouse window. Fatcat asshole! Don't you know the rest of us are poor? How dare you enjoy what you have worked for, and earned? You're everything that's wrong with this country, you fatcat pig, racist, money hungry, greedy, stupid, dirty, neo-con prick!!! sPrEaD tHe WeAlTh!!1!111[/DU Mode]

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