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Offline CG6468

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Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
« on: September 01, 2011, 09:11:26 AM »
You've probably heard that I recently underwent a surgical procedure, a butt lift, at the Walmart Surgical Center.

It wasn't the most pleasant experience. I should have left well enough alone. I want to show you how it turned out.

I hope this keeps YOU from having this done. Please, don't get a butt lift at the Walmart. You will regret it if you do.

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Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 09:19:43 AM »
Damn. That thing should be docking, rather than parking, in the Wally World lot.

It'll need 4-5 tugs just to negotiate the speed bumps.
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Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 02:51:32 PM »
if she trimmed her bangs, she would realize her bewbs are showing  :-)
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Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2011, 03:01:57 PM »
Oh good lord! I had to look at the feet to see which way it's pointing and I am still not sure! :rofl:
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Re: Butt Lift at Wal-Mart
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 11:40:49 AM »
Is that the Giagantic Primitive's ass on her back?
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