You don't need my brood at your house
That would be like scary!
No problem, really! I just put the water wings on Jeep (they leak a little bit, but if you don't go past 20 minutes, he won't drown) and toss him in the pond!
As to your daughter, well, she's a sweetheart so we'd have her looking for the hornet nest which is somewhere over by the deck. That'll keep her occupied -- and no sweat, we've got plenty of calamine lotion and Benadryl to counteract the stings.
Trust me -- I make a killer skillet breakfast. You'll come back, again and again!
