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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2011, 08:30:51 PM »
Dingoes.  Dingoes at an exotic animal ranch in Nebraska.

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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #26 on: August 31, 2011, 08:47:10 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 31, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Dingoes.  Dingoes at an exotic animal ranch in Nebraska.

 :cheersmate:

Cop:  "Wot d'yer mean, dingoes?"

Traveling companion:  "Dingoes!  Dingoes ate my hippie!"

Cop:  "Right then, 'and behind yer back, yer comin' with me!"

 :rotf:

You forgot the required opening line, Cop: "Wot's all this, then?"
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #27 on: August 31, 2011, 08:55:43 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 31, 2011, 08:30:51 PM
Dingoes.  Dingoes at an exotic animal ranch in Nebraska.

 :cheersmate:

Cop:  "Wot d'yer mean, dingoes?"

Traveling companion:  "Dingoes!  Dingoes ate my hippie!"

Cop:  "Right then, 'and behind yer back, yer comin' with me!"

 :rotf:

H5  :rofl:
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #28 on: August 31, 2011, 08:57:54 PM »
Oh lawd! This gonna be a daily thing?!  :rofl:

Should we start a pool on the number of days before this would excursion goes of the rails one day or another?
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2011, 10:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on August 31, 2011, 08:57:54 PM
Oh lawd! This gonna be a daily thing?!  :rofl:

Should we start a pool on the number of days before this would excursion goes of the rails one day or another?

Since The Hiking DUmmie is going through areas that are semi-populated, free wi-fi is still available.  I suspect that further out, we won't see any updates for quite some time.  That is, if the coyotes don't finish them both off first.  :popcorn:
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2011, 10:55:20 PM »
At any moment Bobo will pull up in her Buick and give them a lift.

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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2011, 11:18:23 PM »
Hertz one week rental for a Chevy Aveo (POS - perfect for a DUmmy) is going for $175 a week.  Just wanted to put that out there again.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2011, 04:32:48 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 31, 2011, 10:15:49 PM
Since The Hiking DUmmie is going through areas that are semi-populated, free wi-fi is still available.  I suspect that further out, we won't see any updates for quite some time.  That is, if the coyotes don't finish them both off first.  :popcorn:

The coyotes may just blog their demise! :popcorn: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2011, 06:33:24 AM »
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Since The Hiking DUmmie is going through areas that are semi-populated, free wi-fi is still available.  I suspect that further out, we won't see any updates for quite some time.  That is, if the coyotes don't finish them both off first. 

WIth much time driving from Wichita to Pittsburg and from Wichita to points west, I will tell you there are spots with no cell service.  For free Wi-Fi they are going to have to go into some of the larger towns.  From Parsons to Augusta, there is nothing.  From Hutchinson to Hays, good luck.  As a Kansas tax payer, I can see some of my tax money going to rescue their butts.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2011, 07:07:04 AM »
They will get turned around someplace and face having to cross the Rockies in Oct. I hope they brought some warm clothes.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2011, 07:11:27 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on September 01, 2011, 07:07:04 AM
They will get turned around someplace and face having to cross the Rockies in Oct. I hope they brought some warm clothes.

That was a stupid route to plan on anyway.

It would be like me hiking to St. Louis via Dallas.

And I remain greatly mystified as to why they were compelled to leave Joplin in the first place.

They were already there, their stuff was there, and despite the discombobulation caused by the tornado, it's proving only a temporary discombobulation, not a permanent one.

Life in Seattle can't possibly promise any more than life in Joplin.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2011, 07:21:47 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 01, 2011, 07:11:27 AM
That was a stupid route to plan on anyway.

It would be like me hiking to St. Louis via Dallas.

And I remain greatly mystified as to why they were compelled to leave Joplin in the first place.

They were already there, their stuff was there, and despite the discombobulation caused by the tornado, it's proving only a temporary discombobulation, not a permanent one.

Life in Seattle can't possibly promise any more than life in Joplin.

Maybe they want free pie.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2011, 07:25:43 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on September 01, 2011, 07:21:47 AM
Maybe they want free pie.

You have a point, sir.

Except, remember--the grasswire primitive promises free pie only to affluent governmental employees.

The ordinary working people and poor people have to pay full price.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2011, 07:38:42 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 01, 2011, 07:25:43 AM
You have a point, sir.

Except, remember--the grasswire primitive promises free pie only to affluent governmental employees.

The ordinary working people and poor people have to pay full price.

The trekking twosome are awaiting responses to applications for employment that they have submitted in the Seattle area. Since they are members of the democrat party, the odds that the positions they applied for are for unionized governmental positions.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2011, 07:43:12 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 01, 2011, 07:11:27 AM
That was a stupid route to plan on anyway.

It would be like me hiking to St. Louis via Dallas.

And I remain greatly mystified as to why they were compelled to leave Joplin in the first place.

They were already there, their stuff was there, and despite the discombobulation caused by the tornado, it's proving only a temporary discombobulation, not a permanent one.

Life in Seattle can't possibly promise any more than life in Joplin.

If I were these two, and I insisted on going to Seattle, I would have fled to the nearest larger city (Springfield or Tulsa), got on my feet for a month or so while living at a weekly motel/hotel, while working temporary placement positions until I had enough money for a bus ticket or plane ticket. 
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2011, 08:05:14 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on September 01, 2011, 07:07:04 AM
They will get turned around someplace and face having to cross the Rockies in Oct. I hope they brought some warm clothes.

You know they didn't.  What?  It gets COLD in the mountains?  Even in SUMMER?

I wonder if they realize the aspens are already starting to turn at the higher elevations...right about where they'll be in a month or so.

Then again, this will be the post downthread in a few weeks anyway:

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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2011, 09:24:03 AM »
I would wire them the money for bus tickets, but I got a feeling the resolute martyr complex has set in.  The blame never befalls personal behavior or doings, but to the monsters created in the head by mental disorder - perhaps caused from the mindless reverberations formulated by the proverbial internet echo chamber.   All they have to do is ask however, and I would be more than glad to purchase bus tickets to the destination at whatever city they end up in for a bit.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2011, 09:26:39 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 31, 2011, 10:15:49 PM
Since The Hiking DUmmie is going through areas that are semi-populated, free wi-fi is still available.  I suspect that further out, we won't see any updates for quite some time.  That is, if the coyotes don't finish them both off first.  :popcorn:

And then Wyoming and Idaho become "wolf country"...aroooo!
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2011, 09:27:10 AM »
Quote from: commonguymd on September 01, 2011, 09:24:03 AM
I would wire them the money for bus tickets, but I got a feeling the resolute martyr complex has set in.  The blame never befalls personal behavior or doings, but to the monsters created in the head by mental disorder - perhaps caused from the mindless reverberations formulated by the proverbial internet echo chamber.   All they have to do is ask however, and I would be more than glad to purchase bus tickets to the destination at whatever city they end up in for a bit.

Oh now, sir, don't even think about it.

If one has surplus money, and a primitive's in trouble or distress, best to donate the money to a local charity or a worthy individual one knows.....in the name of the primitive.

But I wouldn't send a cent to a primitive.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2011, 09:32:14 AM »
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Life in Seattle can't possibly promise any more than life in Joplin.


It's a Moonbat city with very mild winters. Lots of rain though.


DUmmies, hop a freight train?????    :thatsright:
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2011, 09:36:02 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 01, 2011, 09:27:10 AM
Oh now, sir, don't even think about it.

If one has surplus money, and a primitive's in trouble or distress, best to donate the money to a local charity or a worthy individual one knows.....in the name of the primitive.

But I wouldn't send a cent to a primitive.

It is a futile attempt at compassion, as we all know conservatives are the most compassionate people because we actually do compassionate things wherein liberals expect everyone else to, by force in most cases.  Jumping frogs and pseudo pixel hugs are not compassion.  Nevertheless, it's a futile attempt because of the martyr complex and the likelihood that any offer would be ignored.  Honestly, I don't much believe the story.   It's pixel sympathy for political measure, a bouncy of sorts methinks.  I could be wrong, but at this point I don't think I am.  
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2011, 09:40:37 AM »
Quote from: commonguymd on September 01, 2011, 09:36:02 AM
It is a futile attempt at compassion, as we all know conservatives are the most compassionate people because we actually do compassionate things wherein liberals expect everyone else to, by force in most cases.  Jumping frogs and pseudo pixel hugs are not compassion.  Nevertheless, it's a futile attempt because of the martyr complex and the likelihood that any offer would be ignored.  Honestly, I don't much believe the story.   It's pixel sympathy for political measure, a bouncy of sorts methinks.  I could be wrong, but at this point I don't think I am.  

I'm waiting for Beth to start using her skills in fund-raising to help them.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2011, 09:44:17 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 01, 2011, 09:40:37 AM
I'm waiting for Beth to start using her skills in fund-raising to help them.


Oh, that Beth that stole the funds?  Yeah, I remember that and I still think she raked in a tidy sum (not as much as they boasted about) for Andy's unnecessary JH surgery.  I think she pocketed most of the funds herself as her marriage to the stage clown was winding down.   She lives in a trailer somewhere in God's country now and is probably always looking for a way to swindle some funds.  She is one I would never send funds to even if the cause was a just one.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2011, 10:11:00 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 01, 2011, 08:05:14 AM
You know they didn't.  What?  It gets COLD in the mountains?  Even in SUMMER?

These people are DUmp democrats. I'm still betting they didn't realize there are mountains between Missouri and Washington.
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Re: The Hiking DUmmie (Missouri to Washington) begins to complain one day into trip
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2011, 10:33:35 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 01, 2011, 10:11:00 AM
These people are DUmp democrats. I'm still betting they didn't realize there are mountains between Missouri and Washington.

Members of the flat earth society. Literally.
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