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Why would anyone pull the "Don't you know who I am?" card when being pulled over?  It simply doesn't work.

In Kenya, it probably works all the time.  :whatever:
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In Kenya, it probably works all the time.  :whatever:

And Chicago.
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no matter if you are here legally or not
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Well, since he's Black, at least he's lucky Eric Holder is the AG, since that means there is zero chance the DOJ will try to prosecute him on the identity theft, or the social security fraud, or make any serious effort to actually deport him.
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Well, since he's Black, at least he's lucky Eric Holder is the AG, since that means there is zero chance the DOJ will try to prosecute him on the identity theft, or the social security fraud, or make any serious effort to actually deport him.

This whole thing will be whisked away just like it never happened......
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Where have I seen that countenance before?



You'd look like that all the time if you were both drunk and an imbecile to boot.
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Obama's uncle is called a fugitive
Said to ignore '92 deportation order

By Maria Sacchetti and Dan Adams
Globe Staff | Globe Correspondent / August 31, 2011

FRAMINGHAM - The uncle of President Obama arrested here last week on drunken driving and other charges has been a fugitive from deportation since 1992, according to two federal law enforcement officials with knowledge of the case.

Onyango Obama, who is from Kenya and is known as the president's Uncle Omar on his father's side, had lived a quiet life in Massachusetts until last Wednesday, when police said the car he was driving darted in front of a police cruiser, nearly causing the officer to hit his car.

The federal officials, who spoke about Obama's immigration status on condition of anonymity because they are not authorized to speak about the case, said Obama had been told to leave in 1992, but he did not go.

Obama is the second relative of the president to have defied a deportation order, reigniting debate over illegal immigration and raising questions about how a man who had lived in the United States illegally for years had managed to secure a job, a Massachusetts driver's license, and apparently, a federal Social Security number, without being detected by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE.

Fugitive From Deportation With Fraudulent Drivers License and SSN
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...Obama had been told to leave in 1992, but he did not go.

How ****ing lame can that be?

The government is going to TELL somebody something, something that has the force of law, and it fails to follow up?

Does that mean the government can TELL me to pay my taxes, but it won't follow up to make sure I do so?

****ing asswipes, the whole lot of 'em.
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C'mon, DUmmies.  Spin it.  I'm begging you to try.

Hope there's room under Obama's bus for his uncle.
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Fugitive From Deportation With Fraudulent Drivers License and SSN

He was a fugitive.  Now he is in custody.  Lets see how bad this administration will **** this up now that the former fugitive and fraudster arein their control and custody.

I'm actually expecting him to be released on his own recognizance and have him disappear into the night.
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He recently enrolled in college and is eligible to stay under the DREAM Act enacted by Obama via Executive Order.   /DU mode

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Why would anyone pull the "Don't you know who I am?" card when being pulled over?  It simply doesn't work.

It works. Not as often as it used to, but still works. I know of several examples in IL, IA & NV.

I used it once. It worked.

It helped that the Sheriff of Rock Island County, IL was in the other seat...I was giving him a ride home, he was shitfaced. I just was not quite as bad.... O-)

I also used it another time to avoid sobriety testing ....I might of failed otherwise. I was young & dumb...early 90's...
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Where have I seen that countenance before?



You just made me blow snot out my nose  :lmao:






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I never knew they had banjo music in Kenya... :confused:
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He was a fugitive.  Now he is in custody.  Lets see how bad this administration will **** this up now that the former fugitive and fraudster arein their control and custody.

I'm actually expecting him to be released on his own recognizance and have him disappear into the night.

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Obama’s uncle quietly released from jail

By Maria Sacchetti

Officials released President Obama’s uncle from Plymouth County jail yesterday after holding him for more than two weeks on an immigration detainer for violating an order to return to his native Kenya in 1992.

US officials refused to disclose any other information about Onyango Obama, who remained in the United States undetected until Framingham police arrested him Aug. 24 on drunken driving and other charges.

Yesterday, federal immigration officials refused to say whether the 67-year-old Framingham resident posted bond, whether they are keeping track of his whereabouts, or even whether they are still seeking his deportation, raising questions about public accountability in the case.

The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement website confirmed Obama’s release by listing him as “not in custody.’’

Although the website confirmed it, Brian P. Hale, an agency spokesman, said he would not comment on the case because privacy laws and the agency’s policies prohibit it. He said the database is accurate, however.

JUST AS WE SUSPECTED!  :mad: :argh:

THE CRIMINAL WAS SET FREE
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]THE CRIMINAL WAS SET FREE[/b][/url]

...and he left jail singing, "On the road again........"
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JUST AS WE SUSPECTED!  :mad: :argh:

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Newly minted American citizen, no doubt...


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Newly minted American citizen, no doubt...
receiving full welfare and food stamp benefits as part of the new citizen package.
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