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Obama’s Illegal Alien Uncle Onyango Hits Cop Car Drunk; Asks to Call White House

A number of media outlets have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.

He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: “I think I will call the White House.”
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Framingham police acted stupidly.
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they should call the white house, and asked to be transferred to Dept of Homeland Security.
deportation papers take time and should be started ASAP.

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Good grief, if we are going to support the entire illegal branch of the Obama family, couldn't we insist that at the least he and Aunt Zutuini be housed together? 

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Is it really too much to ask that the relatives of a sitting president go through the citizenship process?

Does he have a job, or is he criminally accessing welfare like Obama's aunt?

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Is it really too much to ask that the relatives of a sitting president go through the citizenship process?

Does he have a job, or is he criminally accessing welfare like Obama's aunt?


If Obama didn't have to, why the hell should they, you racist!  :-)
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Well, bless his heart.

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Runs in the family, apparently. Wasn't Soetoro's biological father a repeat DUI offender who ultimately met his demise with a steering wheel between him and a roadside tree?
That made the rounds prior to '08 but good luck looking that up nowadays.


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Runs in the family, apparently. Wasn't Soetoro's biological father a repeat DUI offender who ultimately met his demise with a steering wheel between him and a roadside tree?
That made the rounds prior to '08 but good luck looking that up nowadays.

Obama and his family are still way back in the high jinks of the Kennedy family, and so far Shell is not drinking after shave.

If any of us knew we would be fired from our job due to friends and family going bonkers, we would most all be on the bread line---Except Barney Frank and his ---so what ?--. 

More concerned with diplomatic immunity for others that come to visit with all staff and family under the protection of do as you will then go home.--Rape murder and DUI all covered, just send the criminal home, no problem.

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Framingham police acted stupidly.

How do you figure this? Based on what I read at the link and the Boston Herald link, the Framingham cops took Obama in after he almost sideswiped a cop car, then had him take a breathalyzer which registered .14.

What else could the cops have done and didn't?  Or did do and shouldn't have?  :???:
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Oh yeah, the old, "I know important people in high places" thing.... :lmao:

Reminds me of the State Trooper in Texas that told LBJ, "I don't care if you're the queen of England. You were speeding and you're gonna get a ticket." 
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How do you figure this? Based on what I read at the link and the Boston Herald link, the Framingham cops took Obama in after he almost sideswiped a cop car, then had him take a breathalyzer which registered .14.

What else could the cops have done and didn't?  Or did do and shouldn't have?  :???:
That was sarcasm.
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That was sarcasm.

Ah, yes. The infamous beer summit. And tipped over chair, resulting from the earthquake.

My bad. I should've known.

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I wonder why the only "mainstream" outlet to report this was the Austalian? I suppose they must be racists or something.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/barack-obamas-uncle-has-been-arrested-and-held-as-illegal-immigrant/story-e6frg6so-1226124269032
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Ah, yes. The infamous beer summit. And tipped over chair, resulting from the earthquake.

My bad. I should've known.

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And to think Billy Carter was the one we all thought was going to be trouble.

I seem to recall we thought similar things about Roger Clinton, and Shrillery's Rodham siblings.

I find it amazing that for all of the coverage of the "drunken antics" of President Bush's daughters, the media isn't making more of this.
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It just gets better.  The illegal uncle had a driver's license, and a social security card:  http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/08/mugshot-obamas-illegal-uncle-has-a-valid-drivers-license-and-ss-number/

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It just gets better.  The illegal uncle had a driver's license, and a social security card:  http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2011/08/mugshot-obamas-illegal-uncle-has-a-valid-drivers-license-and-ss-number/

To be fair, Barry Obama had several social security numbers that he wasn't using.

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Obama’s Illegal Alien Uncle Onyango Had Social Security Number for 19 Years – Likely Received Government Assistance

President Obama’s accused drunken-driving uncle — who was busted after a near collision with a Framingham cop — has had a valid Social Security number for at least 19 years, despite being an illegal immigrant ordered to be deported back to Kenya, the Herald has learned.

The president’s 67-year-old uncle, Obama Onyango, has had a valid Massachusetts driver’s license and Social Security number since at least 1992, said Registry of Motor Vehicles spokesman Michael Verseckes.
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Fox finally reported this morning that he was still in the slammer on an ICE detainer.

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