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Offline Tucker

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Daughter's demand
« on: August 25, 2011, 03:16:18 PM »
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of
the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my
laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash
Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me
again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share
to my brother.
 
Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said...
 
 
 
 
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."
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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2011, 03:23:04 PM »
Uh-oh....this could get sticky....good luck.
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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2011, 03:57:23 PM »
Ouch.
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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 06:01:27 PM »
Sounds like an explosive situation. Hope it doesn't blow up too bad.
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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2011, 06:18:26 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 03:23:04 PM
Uh-oh....this could get sticky....good luck.

I thought this was serious series... :lmao:...my bad.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2011, 06:43:23 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 25, 2011, 06:18:26 PM
I thought this was serious series... :lmao:...my bad.

In comedy central?

I'm somewhat relieved.
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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2011, 06:50:20 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 25, 2011, 06:43:23 PM
In comedy central?

I'm somewhat relieved.

I wasn't paying attention....going into second childhood and all that.
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 03:40:49 PM »
 :lol:  Talk about a blonde moment!   :lmao:  Remember when Gina, operating on 2 hours of sleep, made the remark about King of the Hill being "filmed" in "Arlington?"  That still makes me laugh. 
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Re: Daughter's demand
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2011, 10:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 26, 2011, 03:40:49 PM
:lol:  Talk about a blonde moment!   :lmao:  Remember when Gina, operating on 2 hours of sleep, made the remark about King of the Hill being "filmed" in "Arlington?"  That still makes me laugh. 

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