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Offline thundley4

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Too drunk to get waxed.
« on: August 24, 2011, 08:57:34 PM »
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Police: Iowa City Woman Deemed Too Drunk For Bikini Wax, Attacks Employee with Towel

Police accuse an Iowa City woman of attacking a Zender's employee with a towel after she was declared too drunk for a bikini wax.
A 39-year-old Iowa City woman is accused by police of attacking a Zender's employee with a towel Monday afternoon, after the employee refused to give the woman a bikini wax because the turned-away customer was drunk.

Police charged Anna Katherine Bacon-Silveira with assault and intoxication, both simple misdemeanors, after they caught her on foot running from the scene of the altercation.

According to criminal complaints, Bacon-Silveira went to Zender's at 4 S. Linn St. at 1:07 p.m. Monday and requested a bikini wax. When the staff, noticing Bacon-Silveira was drunk, refused to perform this service, an incensed Bacon-Silveira snapped a towel at one of the Zender's employees, and then fled the scene, police said.
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If the DUmmies hear about this they might have flash backs to being bullied in high school gym locker rooms.

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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2011, 09:02:09 PM »
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2011, 09:50:58 PM »
I wouldn't give her a free bikini wax if it were I that was drunk.  :pokingpoop:
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2011, 09:58:35 PM »
I find this story incredibly hilarious.  :)
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2011, 10:50:49 AM »
39 going on 60?    :o
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2011, 12:42:54 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on August 25, 2011, 10:50:49 AM
39 going on 60?    :o

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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2011, 12:52:39 PM »
A snapping towel has but one purpose -- to disguise the sound of barking spiders.
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2011, 05:16:32 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 25, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
A snapping towel has but one purpose -- to disguise the sound of barking spiders.

I had no idea that snapping a towel was a crime, darn what next, I get thrown out of a dance club because my feet hurt and I want to dance bare foot ??????
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2011, 12:54:51 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 26, 2011, 05:16:32 PM
I had no idea that snapping a towel was a crime, darn what next, I get thrown out of a dance club because my feet hurt and I want to dance bare foot ??????

Is that what that smell was?
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2011, 08:06:09 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 27, 2011, 12:54:51 AM
Is that what that smell was?
No I was wearing panties and kept my legs crossed.  Must have been the dancer to my left that had dinned on Kimchee and Sushi. 
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2011, 06:21:46 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 27, 2011, 12:54:51 AM
Is that what that smell was?

Cold, Jess . . . H5!
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2011, 12:59:48 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 27, 2011, 08:06:09 AM
No I was wearing panties and kept my legs crossed.  Must have been the dancer to my left that had dinned on Kimchee and Sushi. 

Okay... so... I have no idea what to say to that.

Maybe "Gena" will have some input.
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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2011, 01:29:01 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 28, 2011, 12:59:48 AM
Okay... so... I have no idea what to say to that.

Maybe "Gena" will have some input.

Paging Gina, clean-up on Aisle 5!

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Re: Too drunk to get waxed.
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2011, 07:35:02 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 28, 2011, 01:29:01 PM
Paging Gina, clean-up on Aisle 5!

 :rotf:

Apparently there are some things that even Gina won't touch.  :whistling:
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